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richard

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why do i like rubbing my
« on: June 18, 2007, 10:06:26 PM »
head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner? does anyone know?

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007, 10:14:18 PM »
Maybe your body is craving the deep pressure or the tactile sensation?

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007, 10:17:28 PM »
I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007, 10:18:52 PM »
I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.

Don't be obtuse.  That's not what Richard said.  He likes rubbing his head on the carpet.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007, 10:21:09 PM »
I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.

Don't be obtuse.  That's not what Richard said.  He likes rubbing his head on the carpet.

I LIKE to be so. Plus, it's a perfectly legitimate
way of reading the complete sentance.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007, 10:25:18 PM »
I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.

Don't be obtuse.  That's not what Richard said.  He likes rubbing his head on the carpet.

I LIKE to be so. Plus, it's a perfectly legitimate
way of reading the complete sentance.


No, it's not.  This is the sentence:

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why do i like rubbing my head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner?


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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2007, 10:30:32 PM »
Right. We KNOW that he likes rubbing his head on the carpet,
but why does he like rubbing it on the carpet in the same manner
as he does rubbing it on a vaccum?

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2007, 12:09:46 AM »
The only way to get the demons out

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2007, 12:53:35 AM »
head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner? does anyone know?

cos you're a fucking mentalist. 

either that, or you think you're Noo-Noo


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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2007, 12:54:29 AM »
:penis:

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2007, 05:42:35 AM »
the itch from male pattern baldness?

i wouldn't know, since, i have a full head of hair.
Misunderstood.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2007, 09:38:17 AM »
my hair looks flat from rubbing it on the carpet bitch :laugh:

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2007, 10:39:48 AM »
Maybe you need some
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2007, 10:50:04 AM »
head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner? does anyone know?

cos you're a fucking mentalist. 

either that, or you think you're Noo-Noo



LOL at the Noo-Noo remark.

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Re: why do i like rubbing my
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2007, 11:13:09 AM »
What thoughts occur before the action of rubbing?
 Just wondering if that is some sort of OCD thing, and I am not making fun.
Besides that :wanker:
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!