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the-over-analyzed
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Ages    Reply with quote
Trebuchet wrote:
I've recently met someone, and I really like her. She's intelligent, funny, absolutely beautiful. There's just one thing, she's 17 and I'm in my 30's. Would it be wrong for me to date her? She's very mature, and I don't see what the difference one little year makes... I know it's illegal and everything, but....
It sounds like a really bad idea to me. I think you should try to keep it at least 21 and over. Even though she seems really mature to you doesn't mean that she is emotionally mature enough to date you. For example I have had some conversations with some 5 year olds who seem very mature. They are still 5. I really think it would not be fair to her. Date adults. Seriously I know you want to have a girlfriend or whatever but I think you should try to do some activities where you will meet women in their 20's. You should be looking for women now, not girls. Sorry if that is hard to handle but I don't want to sugar-coat it.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:53 am    Post subject:    Reply with quote
She turns 17 in a couple months.

In other news. She's pregnant.

Should I tell my wife?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:19 am    Post subject:    Reply with quote
Trebuchet wrote:
She turns 17 in a couple months.

In other news. She's pregnant.

Should I tell my wife?


Well, is it yours?

I guess it doesn't matter either way,
if you love her - yes. And her folks too.
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[McGiver]

OMG, she's pregnant.



i bet at the beginning of next season we are going to learn that it was all just a dream?

[Lucifer]

or that she's a surgically-cosmetically enhanced geriatric?

[McGiver]

or that she's a surgically-cosmetically enhanced geriatric?

she's a senior?  can she carry to full term?

the drama....

[Lucifer]

the dreariness, more like. 

i think he should reveal at the end that it's graelwyn, after she won a makeover in a competition, and that he's really 67.  that would be vaguely amusing.

[McGiver]

the dreariness, more like. 

i think he should reveal at the end that it's graelwyn, after she won a makeover in a competition, and that he's really 67.  that would be vaguely amusing.

and that he has a three inch penis.

[Lucifer]

oh come on, Balders - there's such a thing as taking the suspension of disbelief too far, you know.

er, not that i'd, *ahem*, know any different, of course. but he did say he was, er, well built, and i think he's trustworthy, don't you?

[Christopher McCandless]

the dreariness, more like. 

i think he should reveal at the end that it's graelwyn, after she won a makeover in a competition, and that he's really 67.  that would be vaguely amusing.

and that he has a three inch penis.

That would be very long around Graelwyn, looking at her.

[McGiver]

i think he has a monster.  but the story line would be better with a wee willy.  all those people over there willing to offer their support.

[Christopher McCandless]

i think he has a monster.  but the story line would be better with a wee willy.  all those people over there willing to offer their support.

The thread sounds like a parody of dear dreary...

[Lucifer]

i think he has a monster.  but the story line would be better with a wee willy.  all those people over there willing to offer their support.

 

[Scrapheap]

i think he has a monster.  but the story line would be better with a wee willy.  all those people over there willing to offer their support.

What?? by taking their turns shagging graelwyn??

[Callaway]

the dreariness, more like. 

i think he should reveal at the end that it's graelwyn, after she won a makeover in a competition, and that he's really 67.  that would be vaguely amusing.

and that he has a three inch penis.

You forgot the "and-a-half"   

That makes it even funnier to me, because that was how big she actually said that her ex-boyfriend was.

[Calandale]

All in good fun.

As to myself, I'm fighting for
an interesting cause right now.

Seems that there's a member there, who
disagrees with the content of the adult section.

She's been necroing tons of threads, and burying all
the current conversations. It's effectively the equivalent
of a massive spam attack, IMO.

Not sure what could and should be done about it,
but I drew quite a few warnings for riding her ass
on every damned thread.

Wonder if I'll be banned soon.

[Tesla]

Done.

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