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Managed to graduate
« on: June 18, 2007, 05:29:00 PM »
Wooop woop!

So, now I have my MS, WTF do I do next?
Does this mean that I have to face reality,
or can I slide into some position in which
I can continue to hide?

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007, 05:30:17 PM »
Wooop woop!

So, now I have my MS, WTF do I do next?
Does this mean that I have to face reality,
or can I slide into some position in which
I can continue to hide?
this is america, the land of opportunity.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007, 05:31:04 PM »
So you have a MS degree in Computer Science?

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007, 05:33:57 PM »
So you have a MS degree in Computer Science?

Yeah. And the desire to hide for a thousand years.

this is america, the land of opportunity.

For those willing to seize it.
I'd be productive, if needed.
But, without feeling needed
(NPD here), I just don't give
a fuck.

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007, 05:35:42 PM »
Have you considered getting a Ph. D.?

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007, 05:37:05 PM »
Have you considered getting a Ph. D.?

It was the intention. I fucked up too much to
convince anyone that I was of any worth. :violin:

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2007, 05:41:30 PM »

So, now I have my MS, WTF do I do next?


Do what i did, and go into rehab.

But well done & i would advise not thinking about teaching schoolchildren.

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2007, 05:42:20 PM »
:woohoo: :party: congrats, cal!  Nothing to contribute as far as "what to do" with the MS, it's not my field.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2007, 06:13:50 PM »

So, now I have my MS, WTF do I do next?


Do what i did, and go into rehab.

But well done & i would advise not thinking about teaching schoolchildren.

I don't think that they have rehab from school, do they?

Actually, I'm really considering teaching HS.  :laugh:

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2007, 06:20:33 PM »
HS = high school ?
If so, then good luck to you. It's a hard game.

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2007, 06:24:03 PM »
HS = high school ?
If so, then good luck to you. It's a hard game.

Worse than that, in NYC, where it's real tough.
But, my sense of duty might be of some use
teaching. It sure gets in my way in other things.

The only real worry, is that I just can't make
myself understandable, even to people here. :laugh:

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2007, 06:33:13 PM »
HS = high school ?
If so, then good luck to you. It's a hard game.

Worse than that, in NYC, where it's real tough.
But, my sense of duty might be of some use
teaching. It sure gets in my way in other things.

The only real worry, is that I just can't make
myself understandable, even to people here. :laugh:

You know, you might be better off in a tough inner city school. At least they may know about the meaning of respect. Some kids born with a silver spoon in their mouth have no idea; are not disciplined and you can't slap them around like you could 20 years ago.
The kids aren't the only problem though, its the other teachers too.

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2007, 07:08:12 PM »

You know, you might be better off in a tough inner city school. At least they may know about the meaning of respect. Some kids born with a silver spoon in their mouth have no idea; are not disciplined and you can't slap them around like you could 20 years ago.
The kids aren't the only problem though, its the other teachers too.


Yeah. But, I figure I'll just threaten to cut myself
if anyone gives me a hard time.  :laugh:

Seriously, I can be pretty damned intimidating, at times.
I'm a LOT more worried about the teachers/admin. They
might have the sense to have me arrested.

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2007, 08:08:04 PM »
congrats dude :laugh:

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Re: Managed to graduate
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2007, 08:11:43 PM »
Congratulations on your degree. You can now succumb to the dark side, and perhaps be considered for employment by Microsoft.
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