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Offline McGiver

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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #75 on: June 24, 2007, 08:16:27 AM »
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Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?

how about:


i see camel toe.
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #76 on: June 24, 2007, 08:43:57 AM »
what's camel toe?
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #77 on: June 24, 2007, 08:47:15 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 08:43:57 AM
what's camel toe?

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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #78 on: June 24, 2007, 08:49:47 AM »


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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #79 on: June 24, 2007, 08:52:06 AM »
erm, thanks?  to FB and McL.  possibly.

am i glad i asked?  mind you, it can be a real problem, for women who don't have teeny weeny genitalia, you know.  i mean, some even have to choose which side to dress on.  *ahem* so i've heard... 

/whistles innocently...
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #80 on: June 24, 2007, 08:54:57 AM »
i fixed the first picture.


i think that camel toe is sexy.
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #81 on: June 24, 2007, 08:56:32 AM »
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:54:57 AM
i fixed the first picture.


i think that camel toe is sexy.

looks like i could be in with a chance, then.  :rofl:
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #82 on: June 24, 2007, 08:57:34 AM »
BTW- as i post less i will now be stalking lucifer and dictionary.com
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #83 on: June 24, 2007, 08:57:56 AM »
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 05:41:39 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:36:45 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:33:57 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:23:28 PM


Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?

how about:


i see camel toe.

How much time did you spend trying not to look?
« Last Edit: June 24, 2007, 08:59:49 AM by MarkingDawg »
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #84 on: June 24, 2007, 09:00:56 AM »
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:57:34 AM
BTW- as i post less i will now be stalking lucifer and dictionary.com

 :-*

i'll try and make it worth your while, then, gorgeous.  as long as you swap - how about this tutoring, then?  i mean, you've got to practise lots, in case you lose your, er, touch.   :eyebrows:
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #85 on: June 24, 2007, 09:03:03 AM »
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:57:34 AM
BTW- as i post less i will now be stalking lucifer and dictionary.com

We need a script that we can pull up and translate several people.



(FUCK! The comma fairy is sprinkling my posts again!)
« Last Edit: June 24, 2007, 09:05:01 AM by MarkingDawg »
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #86 on: June 24, 2007, 09:04:05 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 24, 2007, 09:03:03 AM
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:57:34 AM
BTW- as i post less i will now be stalking lucifer and dictionary.com

We need a script that we can pull up and tranSlate several people.



(FUCK! The comma fairy is sprinkling my posts again!)

shame the spelling fairy wasn't.  :P

 :laugh:
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #87 on: June 24, 2007, 09:07:37 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 09:04:05 AM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 24, 2007, 09:03:03 AM
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:57:34 AM
BTW- as i post less i will now be stalking lucifer and dictionary.com

We need a script that we can pull up and tranSlate several people.



(FUCK! The comma fairy is sprinkling my posts again!)

shame the spelling fairy wasn't.  :P

 :laugh:

Nah, that's not from spelling problems. I'm having a "tingly touch" day, instead of a "can't feel" day, so I leave letters out rather than put in too many.

 :violin:
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #88 on: June 24, 2007, 09:22:14 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 24, 2007, 09:07:37 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 09:04:05 AM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 24, 2007, 09:03:03 AM
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:57:34 AM
BTW- as i post less i will now be stalking lucifer and dictionary.com

We need a script that we can pull up and tranSlate several people.



(FUCK! The comma fairy is sprinkling my posts again!)

shame the spelling fairy wasn't.  :P

 :laugh:

Nah, that's not from spelling problems. I'm having a "tingly touch" day, instead of a "can't feel" day, so I leave letters out rather than put in too many.

 :violin:

oh you poor thing.   do you need some comfort?  or your mind taken off things?   :angel:
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #89 on: June 24, 2007, 09:28:22 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 09:22:14 AM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 24, 2007, 09:07:37 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 24, 2007, 09:04:05 AM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on June 24, 2007, 09:03:03 AM
Quote from: McEgomiester on June 24, 2007, 08:57:34 AM
BTW- as i post less i will now be stalking lucifer and dictionary.com

We need a script that we can pull up and tranSlate several people.



(FUCK! The comma fairy is sprinkling my posts again!)

shame the spelling fairy wasn't.  :P

 :laugh:

Nah, that's not from spelling problems. I'm having a "tingly touch" day, instead of a "can't feel" day, so I leave letters out rather than put in too many.

 :violin:

oh you poor thing.   do you need some comfort?  or your mind taken off things?   :angel:

Things can be fun when they're tingly. *imagination churns*  I have an idea ...
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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