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Offline Calandale

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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #60 on: June 23, 2007, 05:35:57 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 05:34:51 PM
no no - she said when you're having a wank.

And you expect me to shoot through the keyhole?
I'm good, but that's extreme.
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #61 on: June 23, 2007, 05:36:45 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:33:57 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:23:28 PM


Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #62 on: June 23, 2007, 05:39:03 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:36:45 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:33:57 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:23:28 PM


Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #63 on: June 23, 2007, 05:41:04 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:36:45 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:33:57 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:23:28 PM


Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?

Or maybe you could stop being such a tosser?
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #64 on: June 23, 2007, 05:41:39 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:36:45 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:33:57 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:23:28 PM


Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?

how about:

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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #65 on: June 23, 2007, 05:48:06 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 05:41:39 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:36:45 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:33:57 PM
Quote from: Eclair on June 23, 2007, 05:23:28 PM


Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?

how about:



Actually, is she big enough to cover his mouth, is more the question!
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #66 on: June 23, 2007, 05:48:45 PM »
I could swallow it without noticing.
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #67 on: June 23, 2007, 05:50:55 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:48:45 PM
I could swallow it without noticing.

i bet all the women say that.
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #68 on: June 23, 2007, 05:54:22 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:48:45 PM
I could swallow it without noticing.

i bet all the women say that.

I wish. Instead they just kinda gasp,
and run. Though, maybe if I cleaned it....
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #69 on: June 23, 2007, 05:55:36 PM »
:laugh:

that's revolting.  use bleach.
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #70 on: June 23, 2007, 05:58:30 PM »
Wanna apply it?
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #71 on: June 23, 2007, 05:59:52 PM »
with pleasure, you scuzzy bastard.
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #72 on: June 24, 2007, 07:03:22 AM »
I have skimmed the last two pages of this thread.
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #73 on: June 24, 2007, 07:23:01 AM »
lol.  renaeden, that shows remarkable intelligence.   :clap:
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Re: stalking and skimming
« Reply #74 on: June 24, 2007, 07:25:59 AM »
I stalk people I find interesting, people I hate, and people that really rark me up.

In the past here I have stalked

Pea guy and Litigious.

at WP i've stalked probably over 50 people.
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