stalking and skimming

[Calandale]

no no - she said when you're having a wank.

And you expect me to shoot through the keyhole?
I'm good, but that's extreme.

[Eclair]

Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

[Calandale]

Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?

[Eclair]

Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?

Or maybe you could stop being such a tosser?

[Lucifer]

Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?

how about:

[Eclair]

Can you leave the room and shut the door when you have a wank, please?

And spoil your pleasure?

I only get off on it when the wanker is doing it for my pleasure also.

When you wank, I can hear the "oh, I am so good" "yes, I am" "I'm so good" "Go Cal, you're so good" and it's a turn off.

Hmm...maybe if you put someone over my mouth?

how about:

Actually, is she big enough to cover his mouth, is more the question!

[Calandale]

I could swallow it without noticing.

[Lucifer]

I could swallow it without noticing.

i bet all the women say that.

[Calandale]

I could swallow it without noticing.

i bet all the women say that.

I wish. Instead they just kinda gasp,
and run. Though, maybe if I cleaned it....

[Lucifer]

that's revolting.  use bleach.

[Calandale]

Wanna apply it?

[Lucifer]

with pleasure, you scuzzy bastard.

[renaeden]

I have skimmed the last two pages of this thread.

[Lucifer]

lol.  renaeden, that shows remarkable intelligence.   

[Mr Smith]

I stalk people I find interesting, people I hate, and people that really rark me up.

In the past here I have stalked

Pea guy and Litigious.

at WP i've stalked probably over 50 people.