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Are you a terror suspect?
« on: June 17, 2007, 05:29:19 AM »
How many people here would fall under the FBI's guidelines on potential terrorists?

http://www.welfarestate.com/pamphlet/
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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2007, 05:31:45 AM »
Lone individuals?

Bingo!

Though, blowing up government
buildings might have tipped them
off too.

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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2007, 07:13:07 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2007, 07:26:09 AM »
Here's a different pamphlet.  Apparently buying baby formula and Levi jeans are sure signs that a terrorist plot is brewing.

http://www.infowars.com/images2/ps/txps_terror_pamphlet_front.jpg

http://www.infowars.com/images2/ps/txps_terror_pamphlet_back.jpg
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2007, 08:36:53 AM »
My brain is bleeding.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2007, 09:15:10 AM »
Oh noes!  And my dad wants to get me a GPS devise to carry in my car soon, too.  It can't possibly be because I have no sense of direction!  :GA:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2007, 10:42:13 AM »
Oh noes!  And my dad wants to get me a GPS devise to carry in my car soon, too.  It can't possibly be because I have no sense of direction!  :GA:
nope.  just no cents!
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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2007, 12:39:51 PM »
I think the president should be removed, forcibly and unpleasantly, from office.

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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2007, 01:49:01 PM »
Hell, my extremist post in support of Hamas and in harsh critique of Israel... or more precisely in support of a little more dedicated truth in the middle east problem certainly ought to qualify me as a terrorist. And not just as a mere domestic terrorist either!  :eyebrows:
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Don't forget, I'm from fucking Europe! :vulcan: :insane:

But you know, jobs are scarce and education is hard to come by. So why not give the guys at the FBI and CIA a break by giving them a good excuse to hang around here? T'be a damned shame to not make the fullest use of the knowledge and works of art and literature available here, wouldn't it? 
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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2007, 08:27:50 PM »
I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.

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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2007, 08:42:18 PM »
I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.
Delusional bigoted wankers.

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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2007, 08:46:38 PM »
I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.
Delusional bigoted wankers.

You've heard of 'em??

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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2007, 08:48:28 PM »
I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.
Delusional bigoted wankers.

You've heard of 'em??
Unfortunately.

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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2007, 08:44:53 AM »
I noticed they listed Christian Identity there. I wouldn't go so far as to call them terrorists, Just a bunch of bigoted wankers.

Actually those Christian Identity guy are pretty dangerous. Those are the ones who were involved with that Oklahoma city bombing a few years back.


As for terrorism. I have an awesome story about how I was helping a friend move to New York and we took the wrong lane on the G.W. bridge and all the sudden a bunch of cop cars and federal agents swarmed the moving van. I was so happy that we were a bunch of boring looking white boys and they let us go after showing us the right lane to take for trucks...
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Re: Are you a terror suspect?
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2007, 05:36:06 PM »
well I have ink...so I must be a skin head. I mean, that is their identifying trademark, apparently....NOT their SHAVED HEADS.  :-\