i thought human faeces weren't brilliant as fertiliser? i know that there's something weird like men should piss on compost heaps, cos it's good for them, but women shouldn't, cos it ain't. well, i heard this from someone once - never actually verified it.
and eamonn - i thought the idea was to BE disgusting/offensive? wouldn't be much point in announcing that i have a thing about johnny depp, now, would there?
/hands eamonn the opportunity for a snappy comeback...