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Offline Lucifer

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #330 on: September 13, 2006, 03:04:27 AM »
told you - it's eclipse season.  :(
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #331 on: September 13, 2006, 04:56:17 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 13, 2006, 03:04:27 AM
told you - it's eclipse season.  :(
What is a eclipse season I should be embarrassed to ask. ::) :-[
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #332 on: September 13, 2006, 11:46:29 AM »
I'm in a good mood!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #333 on: September 13, 2006, 11:57:30 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on September 13, 2006, 12:08:33 AM
Quote from: McJagger on September 12, 2006, 09:20:42 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 12, 2006, 07:04:11 PM
So what is offensive? :laugh:

that stupid fucking question!
It was meant as a joke Mcjagger. Smile Mcjagger laugh a little Okay.
:laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #334 on: September 13, 2006, 01:33:06 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on September 13, 2006, 04:56:17 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 13, 2006, 03:04:27 AM
told you - it's eclipse season.  :(
What is a eclipse season I should be embarrassed to ask. ::) :-[

lunar and solar eclipses all over the place.  can play havoc with energies and shit, it's said.  i'm not actually very clued up on this sort of thing, so you'd have to look it up.   but the equinox is coming up, and i know THAT does really weird things to events and your head - equinoctal storms, etc.  it's balance, but it's dynamic balance, with a fuck of a lot of movement.  i.e. mayhem.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #335 on: September 13, 2006, 04:35:27 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 13, 2006, 01:33:06 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 13, 2006, 04:56:17 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on September 13, 2006, 03:04:27 AM
told you - it's eclipse season.  :(
What is a eclipse season I should be embarrassed to ask. ::) :-[

lunar and solar eclipses all over the place.  can play havoc with energies and shit, it's said.  i'm not actually very clued up on this sort of thing, so you'd have to look it up.   but the equinox is coming up, and i know THAT does really weird things to events and your head - equinoctal storms, etc.  it's balance, but it's dynamic balance, with a fuck of a lot of movement.  i.e. mayhem.
I see.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #336 on: September 14, 2006, 09:11:01 AM »
am i bothered ?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #337 on: September 14, 2006, 05:55:49 PM »
Sigh.  When will I EVER learn.  I offered a 19 yo friend of my daughter to stay at our place if she ever needed a place to go.

Well guess what.  She FUCKING took me up on the offer.  I can't pay the bills let alone pay to feed her, pay to wash an entire roomful of clothes (I'm NOT kidding - guess she's been saving it up for a year or so) - we had to tape the dryer shut because she was using it instead of the two clotheslines we told her to use - hello - it's summer in Hawaii.  She doesn't do shit around the house like she promised to do.

Why is this offensive?
Because I don't have the balls to tell her to get out.
Sob.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #338 on: September 14, 2006, 06:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Triste on September 14, 2006, 05:55:49 PM
Sigh.  When will I EVER learn.  I offered a 19 yo friend of my daughter to stay at our place if she ever needed a place to go.

Well guess what.  She FUCKING took me up on the offer.  I can't pay the bills let alone pay to feed her, pay to wash an entire roomful of clothes (I'm NOT kidding - guess she's been saving it up for a year or so) - we had to tape the dryer shut because she was using it instead of the two clotheslines we told her to use - hello - it's summer in Hawaii.  She doesn't do shit around the house like she promised to do.

Why is this offensive?
Because I don't have the balls to tell her to get out.
Sob.
Why not?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #339 on: September 14, 2006, 06:36:47 PM »
Because I have a disorder of social skills. 
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #340 on: September 14, 2006, 09:35:12 PM »
hey triste, can i stay at your place?  :laugh:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #341 on: September 14, 2006, 09:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Triste on September 14, 2006, 06:36:47 PM
Because I have a disorder of social skills. 

try this:

amy, can i talk to you for a moment?

hey, how about you start pulling your weight or get the fuck out.
your an adult, now start acting like one.
perhaps your mama never taught you that, there is no such thing as free rent.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #342 on: September 16, 2006, 09:39:11 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 14, 2006, 09:35:12 PM
hey triste, can i stay at your place?  :laugh:

I don't need a place to stay, but can I use your drier?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #343 on: September 17, 2006, 02:01:23 PM »
If I'm alone and I'm eating a pudding cup, I lick the lid.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #344 on: September 17, 2006, 02:18:19 PM »
I will eat a steak with my hands in public.

Maybe we should change the name of this thread to Post an embarassing fact about yourself because it seems virtually impossible on intensity to have an offensive fact about you.  There are only a couple offensive facts about anyone I can think of:  They're racist, or sexist, or a repulican. ;)
« Last Edit: September 17, 2006, 02:20:03 PM by Nomaken »
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