Post an offensive fact about yourself!

[Lucifer]

told you - it's eclipse season. 

[Leto729]

told you - it's eclipse season. 

What is a eclipse season I should be embarrassed to ask.

[QuirkyCarla]

I'm in a good mood! 

[McGiver]

So what is offensive?

that stupid fucking question!

It was meant as a joke Mcjagger. Smile Mcjagger laugh a little Okay.

[Lucifer]

told you - it's eclipse season. 

What is a eclipse season I should be embarrassed to ask.

lunar and solar eclipses all over the place.  can play havoc with energies and shit, it's said.  i'm not actually very clued up on this sort of thing, so you'd have to look it up.   but the equinox is coming up, and i know THAT does really weird things to events and your head - equinoctal storms, etc.  it's balance, but it's dynamic balance, with a fuck of a lot of movement.  i.e. mayhem.

[Leto729]

told you - it's eclipse season. 

What is a eclipse season I should be embarrassed to ask.

lunar and solar eclipses all over the place.  can play havoc with energies and shit, it's said.  i'm not actually very clued up on this sort of thing, so you'd have to look it up.   but the equinox is coming up, and i know THAT does really weird things to events and your head - equinoctal storms, etc.  it's balance, but it's dynamic balance, with a fuck of a lot of movement.  i.e. mayhem.

I see.

[BadgerTom]

am i bothered ?

[Triste]

Sigh.  When will I EVER learn.  I offered a 19 yo friend of my daughter to stay at our place if she ever needed a place to go.

Well guess what.  She FUCKING took me up on the offer.  I can't pay the bills let alone pay to feed her, pay to wash an entire roomful of clothes (I'm NOT kidding - guess she's been saving it up for a year or so) - we had to tape the dryer shut because she was using it instead of the two clotheslines we told her to use - hello - it's summer in Hawaii.  She doesn't do shit around the house like she promised to do.

Why is this offensive?
Because I don't have the balls to tell her to get out.
Sob.

[Leto729]

Sigh.  When will I EVER learn.  I offered a 19 yo friend of my daughter to stay at our place if she ever needed a place to go.

Well guess what.  She FUCKING took me up on the offer.  I can't pay the bills let alone pay to feed her, pay to wash an entire roomful of clothes (I'm NOT kidding - guess she's been saving it up for a year or so) - we had to tape the dryer shut because she was using it instead of the two clotheslines we told her to use - hello - it's summer in Hawaii.  She doesn't do shit around the house like she promised to do.

Why is this offensive?
Because I don't have the balls to tell her to get out.
Sob.

Why not?

[Triste]

Because I have a disorder of social skills. 

[QuirkyCarla]

hey triste, can i stay at your place? 

[McGiver]

Because I have a disorder of social skills. 

try this:

amy, can i talk to you for a moment?

hey, how about you start pulling your weight or get the fuck out.
your an adult, now start acting like one.
perhaps your mama never taught you that, there is no such thing as free rent.

[El]

hey triste, can i stay at your place? 

I don't need a place to stay, but can I use your drier?

[El]

If I'm alone and I'm eating a pudding cup, I lick the lid.

[Nomaken]

I will eat a steak with my hands in public.

Maybe we should change the name of this thread to Post an embarassing fact about yourself because it seems virtually impossible on intensity to have an offensive fact about you.  There are only a couple offensive facts about anyone I can think of:  They're racist, or sexist, or a repulican.