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Offline Lucifer

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #240 on: September 09, 2006, 01:21:30 PM »
Quote from: Prior_Tom on September 09, 2006, 11:14:22 AM
cool can u also book me an appointment with the loo fairy for 7pm please...

muchos appreciatos   senioritta 8)

"senorita".  which'll learn YOU Not to try and come the old acid and be pedantic about spelling.

but i do appreciate your attempt to teach proper (i.e. english spelling) to the masses.  jolly good show, old bean.  ;D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #241 on: September 09, 2006, 05:07:25 PM »
lol believe it or not that spellign error was intentional...

FFS i thought u lot would be more fun than that arsehole i used to abuse on AV...

tsk tsk, i am dissapointed, but am still waiting for a witty(er) retort...

8)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #242 on: September 09, 2006, 05:10:46 PM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 09, 2006, 11:04:39 AM
i feel the approaching need to poop.

don't you just hate it when your poop does an impression of a peeking lawn gopher?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #243 on: September 09, 2006, 05:15:52 PM »
really, crap aint it

mine's more like a jellyfish on laxatives
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #244 on: September 09, 2006, 07:24:48 PM »
I like to watch romantic comedies.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #245 on: September 10, 2006, 01:19:05 AM »
i'm offended by my feelings of sadness and confusion. >:(
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #246 on: September 10, 2006, 01:27:44 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 09, 2006, 07:24:48 PM
I like to watch romantic comedies.

I do too.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #247 on: September 10, 2006, 01:35:10 AM »
My dick tilts to the right. ;D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #248 on: September 10, 2006, 01:39:56 AM »
how amazing, kevv:  my cunt, like the rest of me, is a raving socialist.  (i have my dounts about my labia, though:  they're a bit too Liberal for my liking.  mind you, i s'pose there could always be a Lib-Lab Pact...  Boom, boom, Mr. Basil!   :laugh:)

and there was me wondering about whether my concept of a whole research project on "The Political Affiliations of Genitalia" was a waste of time - obviously not, eh?

;D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #249 on: September 10, 2006, 01:42:57 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 10, 2006, 01:39:56 AM
how amazing, kevv:  my cunt, like the rest of me, is a raving socialist.  (i have my dounts about my labia, though:  they're a bit too Liberal for my liking.  mind you, i s'pose there could always be a Lib-Lab Pact...  Boom, boom, Mr. Basil!   :laugh:)

and there was me wondering about whether my concept of a whole research project on "The Political Affiliations of Genitalia" was a waste of time - obviously not, eh?

;D
Does that mean it tilts to left. ;D :laugh: ;)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #250 on: September 10, 2006, 01:49:50 AM »
i guess her cavern curves to the left. :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #251 on: September 10, 2006, 01:51:29 AM »
i deliberately didn't write that, to prevent you Getting Any Ideas, kevv.  ::)

besides, if my vagina tilted to the left, i'd have to be suspended by the pelvis, or something - it ain't an independent movable feast like your dangly bits, you know.

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #252 on: September 10, 2006, 01:52:34 AM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 10, 2006, 01:49:50 AM
i guess her cavern curves to the left. :P

oh, yes, millapill - thanks, that's very very helpful...  ::)

(now there's going to be all sorts of comments about fit, etc.  sigh...)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #253 on: September 10, 2006, 01:55:50 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 10, 2006, 01:51:29 AM
i deliberately didn't write that, to prevent you Getting Any Ideas, kevv.  ::)

besides, if my vagina tilted to the left, i'd have to be suspended by the pelvis, or something - it ain't an independent movable feast like your dangly bits, you know.


I see. ;D :laugh: :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #254 on: September 10, 2006, 01:57:49 AM »
but if Kevv tilts to the right and Luci curves to the left then you two are a perfect match! :o
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