A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
fuck you peter.l your just trying to make me jealous
I had sex yesterday, first time!
Quote from: fluorescent on July 14, 2006, 03:50:55 AMI had sex yesterday, first time!I had sex yesterday too- and it was my first time (only one of those statements is a lie )