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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #420 on: May 23, 2012, 11:03:15 PM »
Tends to have naughty fantasies involving a blonde and a brunette
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #421 on: May 24, 2012, 09:36:30 AM »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #422 on: May 24, 2012, 09:40:17 AM »
Quote from: richard on May 19, 2012, 12:29:43 PM
I have a small bladder. i have to pee what seems like 100 times a day

 Mine is good for 10-12 hours, especially in summer when I sweat out my liquids.  :tard:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #423 on: May 24, 2012, 10:12:06 AM »
For the past few months I have been thinking about getting some underpads for me to use because I get too lazy to want to use the bathroom and I don't want to get pee on the furniture so I end up holding it and then I have to force myself to go to the bathroom. So if I get underpads, I can just go where I am sitting and not worry about peeing on the couch. I wonder if this a new fetish I am developing?


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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #424 on: May 24, 2012, 10:51:17 AM »
Quote from: Kitanic. on May 24, 2012, 10:12:06 AM
For the past few months I have been thinking about getting some underpads for me to use because I get too lazy to want to use the bathroom and I don't want to get pee on the furniture so I end up holding it and then I have to force myself to go to the bathroom. So if I get underpads, I can just go where I am sitting and not worry about peeing on the couch. I wonder if this a new fetish I am developing?

No, you are just incredibly lazy and lack the self awareness to realize that you are nasty as a result.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #425 on: May 24, 2012, 01:03:10 PM »
Quote from: Cumberdale on May 24, 2012, 10:51:17 AM
Quote from: Kitanic. on May 24, 2012, 10:12:06 AM
For the past few months I have been thinking about getting some underpads for me to use because I get too lazy to want to use the bathroom and I don't want to get pee on the furniture so I end up holding it and then I have to force myself to go to the bathroom. So if I get underpads, I can just go where I am sitting and not worry about peeing on the couch. I wonder if this a new fetish I am developing?

No, you are just incredibly lazy and lack the self awareness to realize that you are nasty as a result.


I am aware some people find that nasty.

I even admitted in my post I am lazy to use the bathroom. As a child I used to just hold it because I was too lazy to go and I had a good bladder fortunately so I never had accidents. I used to masturbate in a full bladder too because it felt good. I even would go to school in a full bladder because I was too lazy to even go in the morning. I can remember kids and teachers asking me "Do you have to go to the bathroom?" and then tell me I should go to the bathroom.



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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #426 on: May 24, 2012, 02:57:19 PM »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #427 on: May 24, 2012, 03:45:17 PM »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #428 on: May 24, 2012, 03:49:33 PM »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #429 on: May 24, 2012, 10:26:50 PM »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #430 on: May 24, 2012, 10:33:53 PM »
Have I done anything to offend you at all? If so, please do tell...
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #431 on: May 24, 2012, 10:36:41 PM »
Who the hell is Pea!?!
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #432 on: May 24, 2012, 10:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on May 24, 2012, 10:36:41 PM
Who the hell is Pea!?!


 :lol1:


He was one  of the "originals."


... and quite the ROCK STAR, mind you.


OH!  He was the one who invited ME here.   :yawn:
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #433 on: May 24, 2012, 11:15:29 PM »
pea was a member here.


I pee in the shower
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #434 on: May 25, 2012, 12:14:09 AM »
Do I sound like this person to you?
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