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Offline Nomaken

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #210 on: August 19, 2006, 07:21:31 PM »
Hey... technical question:  How can we post offensive facts about ourselves when there is like... no way to offend anybody?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #211 on: August 19, 2006, 07:33:28 PM »
Here's one that might offend some people:
If abortion were illegal, I would have 6 kids right now.  Shudder.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #212 on: August 19, 2006, 07:36:07 PM »
Would this fact belong here or in the random truth about yourself thread:

My cock has a slight curvature to the left, we're talking like 10 to 15 degrees when erect.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #213 on: August 19, 2006, 08:10:32 PM »
Random truth.  Hardly offensive.  In my experience (which is vast, as you all now know in light of my most recent post in this thread), a slightly bent penis can stimulate areas in very nice ways.  Use it, Nomaken!
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #214 on: August 19, 2006, 10:42:27 PM »
i must agree that bent penii can probably be very nice! :laugh:

i have a gut like a bowling ball. it offends me if noone else.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #215 on: August 19, 2006, 10:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on August 19, 2006, 01:52:58 AM
your secret offensive fact.

oh, i know...

you're a (not very) closet creationist, aren't you.  ;D

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Okay besides that one above. My penis tilts to the right a few degrees mot likely because of My Cerebral Palsy.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #216 on: August 19, 2006, 11:32:12 PM »
I don't mind having it, and I don't really think it is offensive, but it is kind of personal and might rate under the "too much information" flag.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #217 on: August 20, 2006, 03:10:41 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on August 19, 2006, 10:53:23 PM
Okay besides that one above. My penis tilts to the right a few degrees mot likely because of My Cerebral Palsy.

You don't think it might also be because you're right-handed (um, need I elaborate?)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #218 on: August 20, 2006, 03:50:05 AM »
1) I've had it my entire life.  And 2) I don't masturbate with only my right hand.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #219 on: August 20, 2006, 03:55:56 AM »
That was Kevv I was asking, because his tilts as opposed to yours, which curves.  Big difference and I have a theory about tilting penii. 
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #220 on: August 20, 2006, 04:45:47 AM »
i think it might do with masturbation.
but...
when i was younger i would masturbate 5 or 6 times a day.  my arms got tired before my pecker did, so i used both hands.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #221 on: August 20, 2006, 04:50:17 AM »
Oops, looks like I need new glasses.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #222 on: August 20, 2006, 09:46:28 AM »
wanking too much, nomaken?  don't let happeh know, eh?  ;)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #223 on: August 20, 2006, 08:23:02 PM »
Oh yeah.  During Happeh's reign and Happeh returns, i was always thinking about whether to tell him, how fun it could be.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #224 on: August 20, 2006, 08:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Triste on August 20, 2006, 03:10:41 AM
Quote from: kevv729 on August 19, 2006, 10:53:23 PM
Okay besides that one above. My penis tilts to the right a few degrees mot likely because of My Cerebral Palsy.

You don't think it might also be because you're right-handed (um, need I elaborate?)
I am left handed. I have veins on the left side that show but none on the right side that must be because the Cerebral Palsy. You see the right side is affected not the left side.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2006, 10:03:12 PM by kevv729 »
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