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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #150 on: July 14, 2006, 04:04:55 AM »
I had sex yesterday, first time!

I had sex yesterday too- and it was my first time (only one of those statements is a lie  :laugh:)

Since the second statement only makes sense in the context of the first, even someone who knew absolutely nothing about you would be able to tell which one was untrue.

Since when did logic have to play a part in what gets posted on here??  :P

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #151 on: July 15, 2006, 09:36:07 AM »
i'm a liar
i am lying now
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #152 on: July 15, 2006, 09:56:55 AM »
a conundrum. have karma

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #153 on: July 15, 2006, 04:29:22 PM »
I find the NT vs As thing more idiotic with each passing day.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #154 on: July 15, 2006, 04:41:13 PM »
i have not changed my socks in two months.

they are still hanging over the chair where i put them when i started wearing sandals
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« Reply #155 on: July 15, 2006, 05:11:25 PM »
Just remember, Fluorescent can be a skilled lier, but chooses to tell the trutha.  Under extreme circumstance he will lie.

I used to have binge eating disorder. I should have been hospitalized, but I continued to fight, and suceeded in conquering it. I told my therapist and he did not seem as concerned as he should have been.  He goes normal teen behavior, well not as far as I was taking it.  I should be fat, but for some reason I rarely gained any weight. My dad is fat, my mom, my sister, my uncle danny, my cousin karry, and I think my aunt Marji is a little chunky.  I maid it, my brother, my lesbian aunt and her sister, my grandmothers and  living grandfathers.  Cancer or high metabolism I don't know, but I don't seem like the type for high metabolism.  I act like a spaz for intenisty only.  I have aten 1 gallon of icecream all at one time, and I think I binged about 250 times, on wheat and ice cream.  One time I my weight went up to 165, and another time it  went down to 135.  Yes I lost weight for no reason.  My physcian, Dr. Stokes was quite worried.  I was supposed to be in remission from cancer.  I have never had food allergy testing, or the condition of my intestine looked at.  I really should.  I am more worried about loosing tons of weight than gaining, given its so fuckn easy for me to loose it.  How the fuck does someone survive cancer for 3 years on these habits?  I was supposed to die in 6months to a year!  I maintained some health habits, healthy food and exericse, but still that should not have been enough.  That is a toast to one of the best immune systems in the world!  It might be the best!  If anyone of you have weight issues, I am the porn star to see!  I learned and learned.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #156 on: July 15, 2006, 06:22:49 PM »
offensive fact:

when i was 20 i was a hair model for sebastian: hair care products.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #157 on: July 15, 2006, 06:30:55 PM »
Did you use you arm pit, ass, pubic, or noise hairs?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #158 on: July 15, 2006, 06:33:07 PM »
head?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #159 on: July 15, 2006, 06:34:27 PM »
Lol, nice and abstract! have some Karma.  WHAT THE FUCK, STUPID KARMA RULE!

I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK LUCIFER OVER!  I am sure she will run her big ass over here and say you wish.  I would say in your dreams. Bitch probably won't understand my joke.
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« Reply #160 on: July 15, 2006, 06:40:46 PM »
I told my mom to fuck off a couple of days ago for telling me not to post semi's.  She brought me to walmart the next day for the D drive.  I manipulated her and got her to let me borrow money.  Not sexually. I told her today, and she was all pissed off.  She said" You are going to have something bad happen, something with authorities.  You know what I SAY?  RESPECT MY AUTHORITY(southpart, cartman)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #161 on: July 15, 2006, 06:42:12 PM »
I am indeed a brillant manipulator. Fear my wrath! >:D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #162 on: July 15, 2006, 07:20:29 PM »
I eat some condiments raw.  As in, I will eat grated parmesan cheese raw, or maple syrup, or cream cheese.  As a result I can't keep them in the house or I'll binge.  I'll also eat peanut butter or frosting raw but that's not so bizarre (still can't keep them in the house though).

I was reminded that I actually have an offensive fact to share when I broke into a little gift bottle of maply syrup I have in the fridge.  It's now missing a couple teaspoons.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #163 on: July 15, 2006, 07:29:31 PM »
Heh heh me too. Garbage gut after all and that includes healthy things too.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #164 on: July 15, 2006, 07:33:08 PM »
I am deathly allergic to penicillan, and I ate a little bit of moldy food.  I am a garabage gut and will eat almost anything.
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