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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #135 on: July 13, 2006, 10:51:12 AM »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #136 on: July 13, 2006, 10:51:48 AM »
I am offensive.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #137 on: July 13, 2006, 02:35:39 PM »
I often shit three times a day.  Big shits too.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #138 on: July 13, 2006, 03:58:17 PM »
fuck you peter.l  your just trying to make me jealous
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #139 on: July 13, 2006, 04:25:51 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 13, 2006, 03:58:17 PM
fuck you peter.l  your just trying to make me jealous

Sadly, as with most stuff, it doesn't bring me the pleasure it seems to bring you.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #140 on: July 13, 2006, 07:33:03 PM »
Are you suggesting he has a shit eating fetish?
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #141 on: July 14, 2006, 12:14:36 AM »
When my wife and i were first dating i would get all worked up and horny all day long because i would wear her thong underwear.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #142 on: July 14, 2006, 02:57:02 AM »
I will lie for my own protection, and that does not include getting respect.  I am fuckn good at it to.  I know the tricks, and can do it under pressure.  I rarely bother, because those circumstance rarely occur.  I don't abuse negative power that I have.
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #143 on: July 14, 2006, 03:41:27 AM »
liar.   :P
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #144 on: July 14, 2006, 03:42:58 AM »
Thankyou, but please don't tell Drucella this! >:D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #145 on: July 14, 2006, 03:50:55 AM »
I had sex yesterday, first time!
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #146 on: July 14, 2006, 03:51:19 AM »
LIE! >:D
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #147 on: July 14, 2006, 03:51:40 AM »
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #148 on: July 14, 2006, 03:53:08 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 14, 2006, 03:50:55 AM
I had sex yesterday, first time!

I had sex yesterday too- and it was my first time (only one of those statements is a lie  :laugh:)
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Re: Post an offensive fact about yourself!
« Reply #149 on: July 14, 2006, 03:58:29 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 14, 2006, 03:53:08 AM
Quote from: fluorescent on July 14, 2006, 03:50:55 AM
I had sex yesterday, first time!

I had sex yesterday too- and it was my first time (only one of those statements is a lie  :laugh:)

Since the second statement only makes sense in the context of the first, even someone who knew absolutely nothing about you would be able to tell which one was untrue.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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