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Offline SomeRandomGuy

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Happy Fathers Day
« on: June 17, 2007, 10:08:45 AM »
No sappy speech. Some fathers are pigfucking asshats (TM), some are not. If yours isn't, or you aren't, then happy day.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2007, 10:11:15 AM »
i get presents today.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2007, 10:12:20 AM »
Quote from: McWatcher on June 17, 2007, 10:11:15 AM
i get presents today.

I buy myself presents today.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2007, 10:31:44 AM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 17, 2007, 10:12:20 AM
Quote from: McWatcher on June 17, 2007, 10:11:15 AM
i get presents today.

I buy myself presents today.
yep  that was a more apt discription.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2007, 10:50:50 AM »
I got my dad some bottles of diet pepsi.  He's a junkie.  I think he'll like that better than he would a card.  :)
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2007, 11:32:40 AM »
I bought my husband a new wrinkle-free cotton shirt and some socks.  My daughter made him a card at school.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2007, 11:37:49 AM »
I got a grill-mit my daughter made me at daycare. Then I bought myself a radio with a remote control.

But, she had been practicing and so since Friday she's been saying 'Happy Fathers Day' which ends up sounding like 'Happy Fullaffels Brey'.

That's a pretty good gift.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2007, 11:43:57 AM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 17, 2007, 11:37:49 AM
I got a grill-mit my daughter made me at daycare. Then I bought myself a radio with a remote control.

But, she had been practicing and so since Friday she's been saying 'Happy Fathers Day' which ends up sounding like 'Happy Fullaffels Brey'.

That's a pretty good gift.

That's so sweet.  How old is she?
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2007, 11:51:56 AM »
I need to call my dad and wish him a Happy Father's Day. I never got him anything. No card, nothing. Self centered am I eh?
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2007, 11:58:24 AM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 17, 2007, 11:37:49 AM
I got a grill-mit my daughter made me at daycare. Then I bought myself a radio with a remote control.

But, she had been practicing and so since Friday she's been saying 'Happy Fathers Day' which ends up sounding like 'Happy Fullaffels Brey'.

That's a pretty good gift.

A gift that just made me hungry. I now want Falafel.

I got a DVD which the kids gave me early so I could watch it last night (Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny) and amusing home made cards. So I took em for a walk this aft. It were good. The kids saw lots of nature stuff, including a bold wood mouse which finished its snack a foot away from my daughter before walking back into the grass.  8)
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2007, 12:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on June 17, 2007, 11:43:57 AM
That's so sweet.  How old is she?

She's 2.5, that's her in my avatar (albeit, about 10 mos ago). She talks a lot, but some things are harder for her to say than others.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2007, 12:32:56 PM »
My sister and I are taking My Dad out tonight.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2007, 12:36:22 PM »
My dad can eat shit and die.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2007, 12:37:32 PM »
Quote from: Peter on June 17, 2007, 12:36:22 PM
My dad can eat shit and die.

That, undoubtably, would make him one of the pigfucking asshats (TM) mentioned above.
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Re: Happy Fathers Day
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2007, 12:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Peter on June 17, 2007, 12:36:22 PM
My dad can eat shit and die.

What did he do?
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