The Biggest Problems of this World

[Eclair]

they could hold one of those bid on a date with a GI auctions.

Alright ladies!!! who wants to bid for a date with a dashing 30-something former Marine who lives in O.C.??

Do I hear $20 ??

I prefer uniformless men thanks.
Dashing?  Are you sure?

i've met him IRL, and he aint bad looking.  but i never saw him in a tux.

He's blonde though, right?

What hair I have left...... my goatee is blonde!!!

If you have blonde hair that means you probably have light coloured eyes, right?

[Calandale]

they could hold one of those bid on a date with a GI auctions.

Alright ladies!!! who wants to bid for a date with a dashing 30-something former Marine who lives in O.C.??

Do I hear $20 ??

Is THAT all you're offering?

It's called an auction noodlenuts. You start out low to create a feeding frenzy.

Oh, so you're intending on paying more?
Seems like you should have started with
what you could afford, and worked downward.

[Calandale]

This is soo typical: When you expect to get flamed, nothing happens...
 

Eh, just try posting what you believe, and
you'll get flamed to hell and back.

[duncvis]

This is soo typical: When you expect to get flamed, nothing happens...
 

Eh, just try posting what you believe, and
you'll get flamed to hell and back.

that just applies to you, twittering emo boid!

[Calandale]

This is soo typical: When you expect to get flamed, nothing happens...
 

Eh, just try posting what you believe, and
you'll get flamed to hell and back.

that just applies to you, twittering emo boid!

   Mine's bigger!

[purposefulinsanity]

    Mine's bigger!

Unfortunately you don't know how to use yours.

[Calandale]

    Mine's bigger!

Unfortunately you don't know how to use yours.

I know how, I just don't bother.
Turned a couple more away tonight.

[purposefulinsanity]

    Mine's bigger!

Unfortunately you don't know how to use yours.

I know how, I just don't bother.
Turned a couple more away tonight.

 I wonder what your motives are at turning away all the flocks of people that are gagging to fuck you..

[Lucifer]

    Mine's bigger!

Unfortunately you don't know how to use yours.

I know how, I just don't bother.
Turned a couple more away tonight.

 I wonder what your motives are at turning away all the flocks of people that are gagging to fuck you..

waking up, i should imagine.

[Calandale]

 I wonder what your motives are at turning away all the flocks of people that are gagging to fuck you..

Not my taste.
Not in the least.

And hell, I don't know about fucking,
but trying to press up against me.

[Calandale]

    Mine's bigger!

Unfortunately you don't know how to use yours.

I know how, I just don't bother.
Turned a couple more away tonight.

 I wonder what your motives are at turning away all the flocks of people that are gagging to fuck you..

waking up, i should imagine.

I wish it were that simple.
Some women are sexist pigs,
unfortunately. There was this
old guy too though.

I wonder why they can't see how
close to danger they are, screwing with
me when I'm dancing. It's gotta be
clear as hell that I'm NOT sane.

[odeon]

This is soo typical: When you expect to get flamed, nothing happens...
 

I could flame you but you really need to divide your stuff into more paragraphs or I won't bother reading your stuff and any flaming will have to be at random. For all I know, I could agree with whatever you're saying.

[Calandale]

This is soo typical: When you expect to get flamed, nothing happens...
 

I could flame you but you really need to divide your stuff into more paragraphs or I won't bother reading your stuff and any flaming will have to be at random. For all I know, I could agree with whatever you're saying.

[Lucifer]

    Mine's bigger!

Unfortunately you don't know how to use yours.

I know how, I just don't bother.
Turned a couple more away tonight.

 I wonder what your motives are at turning away all the flocks of people that are gagging to fuck you..

waking up, i should imagine.

I wish it were that simple.
Some women are sexist pigs,
unfortunately. There was this
old guy too though.

I wonder why they can't see how
close to danger they are, screwing with
me when I'm dancing. It's gotta be
clear as hell that I'm NOT sane.

what does this even mean? 

[Lucifer]

This is soo typical: When you expect to get flamed, nothing happens...
 

I could flame you but you really need to divide your stuff into more paragraphs or I won't bother reading your stuff and any flaming will have to be at random. For all I know, I could agree with whatever you're saying.

lol.  lose the will to live about two sentences in, eh?  seems reasonable.