Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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Quote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:57:22 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 07:52:05 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:47:55 AMseconds are....a very good thing.Physical touch turns into sex for me...so if they get all huggy wuggy...it's just an open invitation to me to move on to more challenges!you like to cross that finish line, don't you?What finish line?
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 07:52:05 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:47:55 AMseconds are....a very good thing.Physical touch turns into sex for me...so if they get all huggy wuggy...it's just an open invitation to me to move on to more challenges!you like to cross that finish line, don't you?
Quote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:47:55 AMseconds are....a very good thing.Physical touch turns into sex for me...so if they get all huggy wuggy...it's just an open invitation to me to move on to more challenges!
seconds are....a very good thing.
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 08:02:59 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:57:22 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 07:52:05 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:47:55 AMseconds are....a very good thing.Physical touch turns into sex for me...so if they get all huggy wuggy...it's just an open invitation to me to move on to more challenges!you like to cross that finish line, don't you?What finish line?from the blocks to the finish line as quickly as possible.from holding hands to fucking!
Quote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 08:04:38 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 08:02:59 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:57:22 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 07:52:05 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:47:55 AMseconds are....a very good thing.Physical touch turns into sex for me...so if they get all huggy wuggy...it's just an open invitation to me to move on to more challenges!you like to cross that finish line, don't you?What finish line?from the blocks to the finish line as quickly as possible.from holding hands to fucking!No sometimes I like the slow lane.Like to hold hands while I suck though sometimes...not sure why.
Quote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 08:07:36 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 08:04:38 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 08:02:59 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:57:22 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 16, 2007, 07:52:05 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 07:47:55 AMseconds are....a very good thing.Physical touch turns into sex for me...so if they get all huggy wuggy...it's just an open invitation to me to move on to more challenges!you like to cross that finish line, don't you?What finish line?from the blocks to the finish line as quickly as possible.from holding hands to fucking!No sometimes I like the slow lane.Like to hold hands while I suck though sometimes...not sure why.likely to keep his hands off the back of your head or giving you a horrible shoulder rub.
tease.
Quote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 08:11:53 AMtease.I reckon she likes anal sex.I like the idea of hetro anal sex, me.
Quote from: TheNaziSheep on June 16, 2007, 08:16:16 AMQuote from: McWatcher on June 16, 2007, 08:11:53 AMtease.I reckon she likes anal sex.I like the idea of hetro anal sex, me.How the hell would you know that from this thread?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Oh, thank heavens. The thread degenerated into sexual banter instead of a long, excruciating debate that thinks it's intelligent and is all the worse for that.
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 16, 2007, 08:18:20 AMOh, thank heavens. The thread degenerated into sexual banter instead of a long, excruciating debate that thinks it's intelligent and is all the worse for that.Piss off, you Jew.
Thank heavens! This thread has degenerated into another of Serissa's ego-trips due to the fact that she has had some stand-up experience.Pms il!
Quote from: TheNaziSheep on June 16, 2007, 08:22:58 AMThank heavens! This thread has degenerated into another of Serissa's ego-trips due to the fact that she has had some stand-up experience.Pms il!Aww, that's so sweet. You think my open mic nights counted as real stand up? THAT'S an ego trip!