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Offline Alex179

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #210 on: June 19, 2007, 03:34:56 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 02:07:57 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 01:58:34 PM
Do you milk the cows at all before or after fucking them?

Yes, in the vernacular it's called: Returning the favor.

Ah reciprocality in your relationship with the cud chewers.  I trust you have many more bovine banging exploits, being that you are Wisconsinite.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #211 on: June 19, 2007, 03:37:49 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 03:34:56 PM
I trust you have many more bovine banging exploits, being that you are Wisconsinite.

Yeah, but they're mostly about you.

We've all heard of the Legendary Alex179 and his exploits, afterall.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #212 on: June 19, 2007, 03:48:59 PM »
Manatees like it rough.   Thats all I got to say.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #213 on: June 19, 2007, 03:51:37 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 03:48:59 PM
Manatees like it rough.   Thats all I got to say.


I'm telling.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #214 on: June 19, 2007, 03:52:52 PM »
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:51:37 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 03:48:59 PM
Manatees like it rough.   Thats all I got to say.


I'm telling.

Who?
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #215 on: June 19, 2007, 03:54:28 PM »
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #216 on: June 19, 2007, 03:55:46 PM »
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:54:28 PM
my daddy.


*nod* Good plan, he's been having trouble satisfying those manatees. This could be the very tip he needs.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #217 on: June 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 03:55:46 PM
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:54:28 PM
my daddy.


*nod* Good plan, he's been having trouble satisfying those manatees. This could be the very tip he needs.

my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #218 on: June 19, 2007, 04:01:26 PM »
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #219 on: June 19, 2007, 04:38:41 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 04:01:26 PM
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'


he said he is coming to Get You.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #220 on: June 19, 2007, 08:59:06 PM »
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 04:38:41 PM
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 04:01:26 PM
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'


he said he is coming to Get You.

lol manatee abuse

Manatees get chainsaw gutsfucked by boats all the damn time.  That is what I meant by like it rough.
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #221 on: June 19, 2007, 09:27:24 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 04:38:41 PM
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 04:01:26 PM
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PM
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.

Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'


he said he is coming to Get You.

lol manatee abuse

Manatees get chainsaw gutsfucked by boats all the damn time.  That is what I meant by like it rough.

So you're advocating sex between manatees and boats??
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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #222 on: June 19, 2007, 10:10:37 PM »
I am telling on you ALL.


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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #223 on: June 19, 2007, 10:47:22 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: calandale on June 19, 2007, 08:06:31 AM
I got something you can polish.

*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?

I WISH that was my problem.
More likely she'd die of old age.

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Re: It's like having friends!
« Reply #224 on: June 19, 2007, 10:47:46 PM »
Quote from: vodzy on June 19, 2007, 09:16:52 AM
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 09:08:28 AM
Quote from: calandale on June 19, 2007, 08:06:31 AM
I got something you can polish.

*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?
She better swallow.

IF it gets to that,
I'd much rather she drool,
and lick it up.
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