It's like having friends!

[SomeRandomGuy]

will you please share with us three lines that have worked for you?

Hi.
Hello.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[McGiver]

will you please share with us three lines that have worked for you?

Hi.
Hello.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

very nice.

i assume, the, that you are filthy rich, look way better than your avatar shows, and have a cock the size of an elephants.

[SomeRandomGuy]

i assume, the, that you are filthy rich, look way better than your avatar shows, and have a cock the size of an elephants.

Or I lie a lot, but it's one of those things for sure.

[Calandale]

Premature much?  Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage.

No, I'm just really really good at it.

I have a wire frame desk. Allows me to type
and pleasure myself, at the same time.

[Calandale]

Does that line ever work? Really?

That I'm really good at masturbating? Well, considering that it only needs to work on me, and I slept with myself on the first date, I'd say so...

Figures that you'd have to take yourself on
a date, to get any.

[McGiver]

your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?

[willow]

your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?

only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.

[McGiver]

your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?

only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.

may i reserve judgement?

he has shown us a couple of his sides.  have you?

[willow]

your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?

only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.

may i reserve judgement?

he has shown us a couple of his sides.  have you?

what do you want to see? my backside? 

[Calandale]

your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?

only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.

Not convinced. HE managed to inspire eroticism.
What have you done?

[McGiver]

your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?

only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.

may i reserve judgement?

he has shown us a couple of his sides.  have you?

what do you want to see? my backside? 

the small of your back would be nice.

[willow]

your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?

only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.

Not convinced. HE managed to inspire eroticism.
What have you done?

did he inspire it? or did people just happen to pick his janitor closet?


I gave excellent information on hair products. jesus...what do you want?

[willow]

your ask away thread is more popular than willows'.  and she has a cunt....i think.
are you honoured?

only because people were having sex in his. sheesh. I'm still more awesome than he is.

may i reserve judgement?

he has shown us a couple of his sides.  have you?

what do you want to see? my backside? 

the small of your back would be nice.

I don't think I have any pictures of just the small of my back. because, you know. that would be a weird picture.

[McGiver]

i'll take the full shot, if i have to.

[Calandale]

I'm actually pretty disappointed in
manic panic. They were good
up until the early 90's, but I
found something better. Can't
remember the name though.
My wife always bought it, I just
applied it.