Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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nah, it's just as the wind blows.what would you like, m' lady?
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 04:35:15 PMKeep going guys, I'm almost there...Premature much? Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage.
Keep going guys, I'm almost there...
Quote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 04:35:48 PMnah, it's just as the wind blows.what would you like, m' lady?Stop calling me 'lady', you know that kinda talk does nothing for me.
Out here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:43:47 PMOut here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"
Premature much? Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage.
Quote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 04:44:41 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:43:47 PMOut here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"No, but I only had half an hour to give you- you need to make it worth my while to give you more.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:36:26 PMPremature much? Personally I'm still at the typing with both hands stage. No, I'm just really really good at it.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:45:56 PMQuote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 04:44:41 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:43:47 PMOut here in public? I thought you wanted our filthy smut kept private??did i just say, "ask me stupid questions?"No, but I only had half an hour to give you- you need to make it worth my while to give you more. i won't be timed!size=4pt]probably because it will only require 30 seconds....[[/size]
Does that line ever work? Really?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:47:50 PMDoes that line ever work? Really?That I'm really good at masturbating? Well, considering that it only needs to work on me, and I slept with myself on the first date, I'd say so...
So you only use it for masturbating? I see.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 04:53:15 PMSo you only use it for masturbating? I see.Aye, I've much better lines for other people. I'm easy, see, so I don't need the good ones to get myself into bed.
