Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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Quote from: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 01:58:34 PMDo you milk the cows at all before or after fucking them? Yes, in the vernacular it's called: Returning the favor.
Do you milk the cows at all before or after fucking them?
I trust you have many more bovine banging exploits, being that you are Wisconsinite.
Manatees like it rough. Thats all I got to say.
Quote from: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 03:48:59 PMManatees like it rough. Thats all I got to say.I'm telling.
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:51:37 PMQuote from: Alex179 on June 19, 2007, 03:48:59 PMManatees like it rough. Thats all I got to say.I'm telling. Who?
my daddy.
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:54:28 PMmy daddy. *nod* Good plan, he's been having trouble satisfying those manatees. This could be the very tip he needs.
my daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex.
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PMmy daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex. Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 04:01:26 PMQuote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PMmy daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex. Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'he said he is coming to Get You.
Quote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 04:38:41 PMQuote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 04:01:26 PMQuote from: willow on June 19, 2007, 03:57:36 PMmy daddy is in charge of fielding the manatee abuse calls in these parts. he's gonna kill alex. Yeah, and Catholic priests were supposed to be in charge of telling people 'Sex with little boys is wrong'he said he is coming to Get You. lol manatee abuseManatees get chainsaw gutsfucked by boats all the damn time. That is what I meant by like it rough.
Quote from: calandale on June 19, 2007, 08:06:31 AMI got something you can polish.*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?
I got something you can polish.
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 19, 2007, 09:08:28 AMQuote from: calandale on June 19, 2007, 08:06:31 AMI got something you can polish.*nod* But what's she going to do after those 12 seconds?She better swallow.