Does it offend you that your hair makes me hungry for a fruit roll up?
no....but...what fucking kind of fruit roll up could it possibly remind you of? 
I guess a kind that they made when I was a kid, but they had exactly that coloring... Sorry, I asked that when I was tripping my ass off on ambien.
I think you're high. they have never made a fruit rollup flaming orange.
No, I swear to god. You remember how every other week they'd have a new commercial wherein the fruit roll up scientists would unveil their latest sugary invention? That was one of their inventions. No matter what you say, you can't convince me I've never eaten a fruit roll up of those colors. I remember my roll ups.
screen cap or it didn't happen. 
Grrr.
*large image*
Is that good enough? Can I get my fucking rebate now?
marry me.
Hell yes! Just don't freak out when, inevitably, you wake up in the middle of the night to find me munching on your scalp.
from Calandale:
Put them under the foreskin. Adds to the sensation.
Might suffocate them though.
This is intriguing, but does not circumvent the "paying for sex" thing. If anything, it adds another 2 bucks.
