A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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oh, i thought you wanting people to die was a sign of your undying affection.sorry - my mistake.
that's an insult to lemons.so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...
Quote from: Lucifer on June 26, 2007, 02:11:55 AM okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want to be amused??
Quote from: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:23:58 AMthat's an insult to lemons.so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...shake. it. off. you may not die...I have plans that require you to be much in the alive state.
Quote from: willow on June 29, 2007, 11:17:35 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 26, 2007, 02:11:55 AM okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want to be amused?? Celestial?
Quote from: willow on June 30, 2007, 12:25:57 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:23:58 AMthat's an insult to lemons.so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...shake. it. off. you may not die...I have plans that require you to be much in the alive state. oooooooh - a reason for living! are they utterly depraved? (she said, wistfully...).
Quote from: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:27:34 AMQuote from: willow on June 30, 2007, 12:25:57 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:23:58 AMthat's an insult to lemons.so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...shake. it. off. you may not die...I have plans that require you to be much in the alive state. oooooooh - a reason for living! are they utterly depraved? (she said, wistfully...).completely depraved. resetting the definition of depraved.
Quote from: willow on June 30, 2007, 12:29:26 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:27:34 AMQuote from: willow on June 30, 2007, 12:25:57 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 30, 2007, 12:23:58 AMthat's an insult to lemons.so, you don't want me to die, then? uh oh - a whole paradigm shift is required now. i may be some time...shake. it. off. you may not die...I have plans that require you to be much in the alive state. oooooooh - a reason for living! are they utterly depraved? (she said, wistfully...).completely depraved. resetting the definition of depraved. in which case, it has to be done properly - plenty of empirical evidence, repeating the testing, and verifying everything to within an inch of its life.i'll clear my diary for a few weeks, shall i?
Quote from: calandale on June 30, 2007, 12:26:18 AMQuote from: willow on June 29, 2007, 11:17:35 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 26, 2007, 02:11:55 AM okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want to be amused?? Celestial?as you say.
willow, can we put last nights disagreement behind us.i admit, that i was out of line and i hope that i have learned something from this.in particular: when an accusation of rape is made, the benefit of the doubt should be given to the the person makeing the accusation.so can we?can we put this behind us?
Quote from: willow on June 30, 2007, 12:28:43 AMQuote from: calandale on June 30, 2007, 12:26:18 AMQuote from: willow on June 29, 2007, 11:17:35 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 26, 2007, 02:11:55 AM okay, missy.....don't you know that everything revolves around ME...and I expect you to be here when I want to be amused?? Celestial?as you say. Surely you don't mean to tempt me intotrying again?
lol. would you ever listen to these two whingey whiners?