*sigh* I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK.

[SomeRandomGuy]

sigh.  you young things will probably never get the reference... 

Young folk aren't allowed to like Louis Armstrong?

Damn, I am a rebel.

[willow]

fred astaire, baybee.

Let's call the whole thing off!
But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh!  If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!

I had to quote it...but I knew the song in my head when you sang it.

[Lucifer]

did ol' satchmo do it too?  how cool is that?  mind you, i wouldn't have his cheeks for anything.  fancy having a floppy face.  yuck.

fred astaire, baybee.

Let's call the whole thing off!
But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh!  If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!

I had to quote it...but I knew the song in my head when you sang it.

that's the one!  oh i take back everything i said about the Youth Of Today.

 

[SomeRandomGuy]

that's the one!  oh i take back everything i said about the Youth Of Today.

 

So _you're_ the one what's been spreading all the rumors!

[willow]

that's the one!  oh i take back everything i said about the Youth Of Today.

 

So _you're_ the one what's been spreading all the rumors!

she is evil. Smite Her.

[Lucifer]

ooooh, smiting!  i haven't had a decent smite for absolute ages.  just make sure you get a black cockerel - those dark brown ones are simply just not de rigeur, dahhhhhhling.

 

[SomeRandomGuy]

ooooh, smiting!  i haven't had a decent smite for absolute ages.  just make sure you get a black cockerel - those dark brown ones are simply just not de rigeur, dahhhhhhling.

 

We believe in a good vegitarian smite. You'll get silken tofu and like it.

[Lucifer]

okay, okay.

fucking New Age, girly daemons. 

i happen to like silken tofu, as it happens.  but you really can't beat a sacrificial virgin, you know.  well, you can, but they look better onthe altar without bruising.

ah me: how i long for the Good Old Days, when a sacrifice was a sacrifice, and a prick was a phallus...   

[Calandale]

that's the one!  oh i take back everything i said about the Youth Of Today.

 

So _you're_ the one what's been spreading all the rumors!

she is evil. Smite Her.

OH, I shant stop there.

[Lucifer]

shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. 

[willow]

shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. 

wait wait...is this where "pissed" means "drunk"?

[DirtDawg]

shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. 

wait wait...is this where "pissed" means "drunk"?

He may have found himself in range, while she was tuning up one of her small cats-o-nine-tails

[Lucifer]

yes, it's the brit version of pissed.

and i don't have a cat-o'-nine-tails.  i have got a scourge, though...   

[Calandale]

shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. 

I'm at my best drunk.
Or worst. Certainly most
violent.

and i don't have a cat-o'-nine-tails.  i have got a scourge, though...   

I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.

[willow]

shut the fuck up - you're pissed, and don't stand a chance. 

I'm at my best drunk.
Or worst. Certainly most
violent.

and i don't have a cat-o'-nine-tails.  i have got a scourge, though...   

I lost my cat-o-FIVE-tails.
I do hope that you've embedded glass in your scourge.

okay...y'all are turning me on. you have to stop.