Author Topic: sigh I heard that I should do this...so..yeah. ASK. (Read 27114 times)

Alex179 · « **Reply #285 on:** June 21, 2007, 10:46:25 AM »

Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 09:42:24 AM

Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 12:49:30 AM
do you love me?

If she does, she's stepping out on me, and then there will be hell to pay.

So Lucifer would have to pay hell? Is hell her pimp now? Lucifer practically owns hell, so she wouldn't have to pay anything.

Lucifer · « **Reply #286 on:** June 21, 2007, 10:47:19 AM »

Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 10:06:53 AM

Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 09:52:02 AM
don't be such a spoily woily - i'll let you love me too.

What, again?

Well, I'm not doing anything Saturday.

good - i've been waiting fucking AGES for you to come back and finish the job properly.

(best book most of sunday too, then).

Lucifer · « **Reply #287 on:** June 21, 2007, 10:48:48 AM »

Quote from: Alex179 on June 21, 2007, 10:46:25 AM

Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 09:42:24 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 12:49:30 AM
do you love me?

If she does, she's stepping out on me, and then there will be hell to pay.

So Lucifer would have to pay hell? Is hell her pimp now? Lucifer practically owns hell, so she wouldn't have to pay anything.

i'm not paying for sex! well, only in kind - "i shag you, you shag me," sort of thing. and that was a Phrase Or Saying, not an invitation, alex179.

SomeRandomGuy · « **Reply #288 on:** June 21, 2007, 12:19:15 PM »

Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 10:47:19 AM

good - i've been waiting fucking AGES for you to come back and finish the job properly.

Yeah baby, that's called 'tantric'

Lucifer · « **Reply #289 on:** June 21, 2007, 02:09:09 PM »

Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 12:19:15 PM

Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 10:47:19 AM
good - i've been waiting fucking AGES for you to come back and finish the job properly.

Yeah baby, that's called 'tantric'

oh, the 35,000 points of pleasure, eh?

i didn't think it was tantric, though. more like tantamount to not having sex at all. if i want to breathe at someone for a week, i'll go in for paramedic work, and resuscitate people.

SomeRandomGuy · « **Reply #290 on:** June 21, 2007, 02:18:10 PM »

Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 02:09:09 PM

i didn't think it was tantric, though. more like tantamount to not having sex at all.

Hush darling, that's just the roofies talking.

Lucifer · « **Reply #291 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:07:34 PM »

Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 02:18:10 PM

Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 02:09:09 PM
i didn't think it was tantric, though. more like tantamount to not having sex at all.

Hush darling, that's just the roofies talking.

gods, but you're filthy. talk dirty to me some more, big boy.

(p.s. - what's a roofie?

)

SomeRandomGuy · « **Reply #292 on:** June 21, 2007, 05:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 04:07:34 PM

(p.s. - what's a roofie? )

Umm, it's like having charm, grace, tact, good looks, money, and a giant cock.

Except in pill form.

Lucifer · « **Reply #293 on:** June 21, 2007, 05:14:04 PM »

can you get them on prescription?

oh, hang on a minute - i'm not sure i want a giant cock. it'd never fit in my latex trousers.

SomeRandomGuy · « **Reply #294 on:** June 21, 2007, 05:48:33 PM »

Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 05:14:04 PM

oh, hang on a minute - i'm not sure i want a giant cock. it'd never fit in my latex trousers.

Huh... I haven't had any troubles yet.

willow · « **Reply #295 on:** June 21, 2007, 10:14:09 PM »

Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 05:48:33 PM

Quote from: Lucifer on June 21, 2007, 05:14:04 PM
oh, hang on a minute - i'm not sure i want a giant cock. it'd never fit in my latex trousers.

Huh... I haven't had any troubles yet.

you liar. what about that time you needed me to come over with baby powder to help you and your latex pants?

SomeRandomGuy · « **Reply #296 on:** June 21, 2007, 10:15:31 PM »

Quote from: willow on June 21, 2007, 10:14:09 PM

you liar. what about that time you needed me to come over with baby powder to help you and your latex pants?

*nod* Smartest purchase of pants two sizes too small evar.

willow · « **Reply #297 on:** June 21, 2007, 10:17:54 PM »

Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 21, 2007, 10:15:31 PM

Quote from: willow on June 21, 2007, 10:14:09 PM
you liar. what about that time you needed me to come over with baby powder to help you and your latex pants?

*nod* Smartest purchase of pants two sizes too small evar.

except we wasted a whole bottle of powder and broke two spatulas.

SomeRandomGuy · « **Reply #298 on:** June 21, 2007, 10:20:09 PM »

Quote from: willow on June 21, 2007, 10:17:54 PM

except we wasted a whole bottle of powder and broke two spatulas.

You say 'wasted', I say 'invested'.

Lucifer · « **Reply #299 on:** June 22, 2007, 12:04:52 AM »

/sings...

"you say tomato, and i say tomato...
let's call the whole thing off!"

sigh. you young things will probably never get the reference...

go for PVC instead, then - less muss, less fuss. (except when you go out dancing in the middle of january, and the sweat stays inside, and freezes on the way home. this is true. don't try it at home, children. chafing is a nasty experience).

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