Meeting the minimum requirements

[willow]

Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. 

I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.

We have a winner, folks. He has met the minimum requirement.

 

[Calandale]

Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. 

I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.

We have a winner, folks. He has met the minimum requirement.

 

Somehow, you mean it in a different way.

[willow]

Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. 

I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.

We have a winner, folks. He has met the minimum requirement.

 

Somehow, you mean it in a different way.

you can't prove that.

[Lucifer]

how on earth have i managed to miss the delights of this thread, thus far?

and where is the actual subject?

so, i'm going to start again...


SRG - do tell me something about yourself.  and make it interesting - i've a limited attention span, and an extremely low boredom threshold.

(and if it's anything like the juvenalia of the preceding eleventeen pages, please feel free not to bother).

 

[SomeRandomGuy]

(and if it's anything like the juvenalia of the preceding eleventeen pages, please feel free not to bother).

*doesn't bother*

[Lucifer]

sigh...  how disappointing.  and i had such high expectations of you.

*shakes her head, sadly...*   

[willow]

sigh...  how disappointing.  and i had such high expectations of you.

*shakes her head, sadly...*   

<snort>


just expect nothing..then once in a while when he is accidentally interesting, you'll be really, really impressed.

[Lucifer]

"accidentally interesting"!  genius! 

sadly, though, i doubt i'll live that long.

[SomeRandomGuy]

"accidentally interesting"!  genius! 

sadly, though, i doubt i'll live that long.

I got into an argument once with my friends. They said to me:

You're drunk!

I said, I am not drunk.

They said you are too, and you'd best come with us.

So, since they were my ride, I said FINE.

Then I got down off the table and put my pants back on.

[willow]

"accidentally interesting"!  genius! 

sadly, though, i doubt i'll live that long.

I got into an argument once with my friends. They said to me:

You're drunk!

I said, I am not drunk.

They said you are too, and you'd best come with us.

So, since they were my ride, I said FINE.

Then I got down off the table and put my pants back on.

you fucking liar. you know very well I set fire to your pants on the bar while you were shaking your man stick
on the table.

[SomeRandomGuy]

you fucking liar. you know very well I set fire to your pants on the bar while you were shaking your man stick
on the table.

Now whose lying, you know very well I was still wearing those pants when you set fire to them.

[Lucifer]

"accidentally interesting"!  genius! 

sadly, though, i doubt i'll live that long.

I got into an argument once with my friends. They said to me:

You're drunk!

I said, I am not drunk.

They said you are too, and you'd best come with us.

So, since they were my ride, I said FINE.

Then I got down off the table and put my pants back on.

do you have to be drunk to do that?  blimey.

 

[SomeRandomGuy]

do you have to be drunk to do that?  blimey.

 

No. See, that's what I was telling them.

I wasn't drunk.

[Lucifer]

so when do i we get to see you get your kecks off then?

[SomeRandomGuy]

so when do i we get to see you get your kecks off then?

You? Within hours.

Them? Well, there's always that website.