hi

[Calandale]

never mind.  i would probably have to write a thesis to explain something so simple to a simple man.

And probably use big words too, and wouldn't THAT tax your brain needlessly. I know how limiting those See-n-Says can be when researching thesis material.

geez.  another compliment taken badly.  are you always this defensive.  are you a sensitive type of guy?

You apparently suffer from a very peculiar dysfunction where you think words like 'simple' are a compliment.
And so what if I'm defensive? What's it to you? Huh? Huh?!?

you know what would be better? if you drank some coffee.

So you can continue to be her "slave" at her guild on some crappy online rpg.

Are you that deeply insecure that you need hundreds of leering fans online?

Fans are great though.
But, I'd suggest getting them
in reality. Much more fun.

[Peter]

Hey Willow and RandomGuy.  I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.

heya.

don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.


what does that mean, to be arsed?

It's a Britishism that, in this instance, means that I'm feeling bleh and can't be bothered to say much.

[Calandale]

i love evil willow. sexy and über incestuous.

Seems like the sister I never had, in a number of ways.

[Calandale]

Does she also wear diapers?

Not since the surgery, they chafe.

You deal with Faggs, while I deal with your oh-so-witty fuck buddy. Capiche?

we're not fuck buddies. he refused to wear the dress.

But, he'd look cute in one.

[Calandale]

Does she also wear diapers?

Not since the surgery, they chafe.

You deal with Faggs, while I deal with your oh-so-witty fuck buddy. Capiche?

fuck yeah! the pea's 'feeling it.'

Yeah. He needs resistance. He couldn't
handle me, because I am mighty like a
rose.

[willow]

Hey Willow and RandomGuy.  I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.

heya.

don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.


what does that mean, to be arsed?

It's a Britishism that, in this instance, means that I'm feeling bleh and can't be bothered to say much.

I kinda like that.

[SomeRandomGuy]

But, he'd look cute in one.

*nod* It's the legs.

[willow]

But, he'd look cute in one.

*nod* It's the legs.

what time is your game?

[Calandale]

Hey Willow and RandomGuy.  I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.

Great to see you here.
You can find more of Peter,
about the site. LOTS more.
Probably worth the look.

[odeon]

It's not obvious. Sorry.

Oh well, guess that means you don't get to know.

Your talents are well hidden, is that it?

Someone sent you here to bore us to tears?

You cry pretty easily, then?

The kind of boredom you invite us to pretty much warrants the tears.

No-one. Narcissists like you and your fuck-buddy usually need that kind of confirmation, is all.

How nice of you to have my interests in mind then. You're a real giver, aren't you?

Nope, but you're not the first one to arrive here with Adolescent Syndrome. Unfortunately, you probably won't be the last either.

Anyway, you didn't quote this: 

[McGiver]

Hey Willow and RandomGuy.  I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.

heya.

don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.


what does that mean, to be arsed?

It's a Britishism that, in this instance, means that I'm feeling bleh and can't be bothered to say much.

get used to it if you choose to stick around.

we can't be arsed very often around here.


I kinda like that.

[Calandale]

Hey Willow and RandomGuy.  I'd say more, but I can't be arsed.

heya.

don't put us in the same sentence...he is like a tumor I can't have removed.


what does that mean, to be arsed?

Brits mean bothered, but I think it's just anally penetrated.

[Calandale]

Are you really a clone of Calandale?

I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". 

No, darlin'. Being a clone of me would be a tremendous compliment
for anyone. Though, we rather consider it assimilation, instead.

did you just call me fat???

I'm sorry, did parsing my sentence cause you difficulty?
But, if it turns you on, sure.

[Calandale]

upload it. if you link it the script resizes some avatars and makes em out of shape.

meep! thank you

Meep? Are you a ghoul?

do ghouls meep?

Read some Lovecraft and bring me a report on
ghouls.

[willow]

Are you really a clone of Calandale?

I don't really know what to think of that...so I'll just assume you are trying to insult me, and say "fuck you". 

No, darlin'. Being a clone of me would be a tremendous compliment
for anyone. Though, we rather consider it assimilation, instead.

did you just call me fat???

I'm sorry, did parsing my sentence cause you difficulty?
But, if it turns you on, sure.

it was all of the big words. I was blinded.