hi

[willow]

How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.

Where did you become so witty? I need to find that dungeon you've used to have leveled up so fast.

Hrm, well I'm not sure I can describe how to get there for you, but when I get to the bottom I'll find out if they've got your clever personality all locked up.

Seems to me, you could use it back.

speaking of our nasty little habit...are you going to be on tonight?

[SomeRandomGuy]

speaking of our nasty little habit...are you going to be on tonight?

Quite possibly late, yes. Tonight is the night when I hit softballs with a bat for fun and beer.

I understand there's some running involved too, but that's less fun and certainly doesn't contribute to the beer.

[willow]

speaking of our nasty little habit...are you going to be on tonight?

Quite possibly late, yes. Tonight is the night when I hit softballs with a bat for fun and beer.

I understand there's some running involved too, but that's less fun and certainly doesn't contribute to the beer.

you are such a fuck. can't you just be drunk and lazy like me?

[SomeRandomGuy]

you are such a fuck. can't you just be drunk and lazy like me?

We both know I can only be half as good as you, so I chose drunk.

[willow]

you are such a fuck. can't you just be drunk and lazy like me?

We both know I can only be half as good as you, so I chose drunk.

fair enough.


I lost two points of awesome, and I'm pretty sure it is your fuck fault.

[SomeRandomGuy]

I lost two points of awesome, and I'm pretty sure it is your fuck fault.

Just call me SomeRandomAnchor, constantly dragging you down.

[willow]

I lost two points of awesome, and I'm pretty sure it is your fuck fault.

Just call me SomeRandomAnchor, constantly dragging you down.

I'd rather just call you a flaming douche.

[SomeRandomGuy]

I'd rather just call you a flaming douche.

I thought that was our PRIVATE petname.

Is nothing sacred?

[The_P]

How adorable. Her elf archer is protecting Her Royal Highness, the Queen of Absolutely Fuck-All.

Where did you become so witty? I need to find that dungeon you've used to have leveled up so fast.

Hrm, well I'm not sure I can describe how to get there for you, but when I get to the bottom I'll find out if they've got your clever personality all locked up.

Seems to me, you could use it back.

I give credit where it is due, so...

+

[SovaNu]

i love evil willow. sexy and über incestuous.

Willow shags her dad? Does she also wear diapers?

no numnuz. she felt her twin up. that's the most incestuous thing you can do, to hit on yourself!

[willow]

I'd rather just call you a flaming douche.

I thought that was our PRIVATE petname.

Is nothing sacred?

remember that time I told you about the plum sized clot I dropped in the shower, then had to pick up later?



(no. nothing.)

[SomeRandomGuy]

remember that time I told you about the plum sized clot I dropped in the shower, then had to pick up later?



(no. nothing.)

Yes. Remember how I told you you make the baby jesus cry?

Well that whiny bitch is SOBBING.

[willow]

i love evil willow. sexy and über incestuous.

Willow shags her dad? Does she also wear diapers?

no numnuz. she felt her twin up. that's the most incestuous thing you can do, to hit on yourself!

It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

[SovaNu]

she didn't realize she was HOT.

[willow]

remember that time I told you about the plum sized clot I dropped in the shower, then had to pick up later?



(no. nothing.)

Yes. Remember how I told you you make the baby jesus cry?

Well that whiny bitch is SOBBING.

I don't think baby jesus likes it when you call him whiny.