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willow

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Re: hi
« Reply #45 on: June 13, 2007, 11:55:38 AM »
I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.

I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.

Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101

I know...scary, huh?

The_P

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Re: hi
« Reply #46 on: June 13, 2007, 12:08:33 PM »
I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.

I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.

Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101

I know...scary, huh?

But not as scary as the guy hiding under my bed, waiting for the sun to go down to do some... stuff to me during my sleep.

Most of it was pleasant. Honest.
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willow

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Re: hi
« Reply #47 on: June 13, 2007, 12:11:10 PM »
I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.

I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.

Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101

I know...scary, huh?

But not as scary as the guy hiding under my bed, waiting for the sun to go down to some... stuff to me during my sleep.

Mostly it was pleasant.



...the fuck.....can't you kill him?

The_P

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Re: hi
« Reply #48 on: June 13, 2007, 12:11:37 PM »
I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.

I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.

Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101

I know...scary, huh?

But not as scary as the guy hiding under my bed, waiting for the sun to go down to some... stuff to me during my sleep.

Mostly it was pleasant.



...the fuck.....can't you kill him?

No, because... he's my uncle.

willow

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Re: hi
« Reply #49 on: June 13, 2007, 12:19:21 PM »
I take it that Mrs. Belligerent is going to be my worthy replacement for the next couple of weeks.

I'm going to shapeshift and become you...then kill you when you try to claim your place upon your return.

Olos you're threatening me through the internet!1010101

I know...scary, huh?

But not as scary as the guy hiding under my bed, waiting for the sun to go down to some... stuff to me during my sleep.

Mostly it was pleasant.



...the fuck.....can't you kill him?

No, because... he's my uncle.


so you'l just be an uncle fucker, come morn....

The_P

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Re: hi
« Reply #50 on: June 13, 2007, 12:21:22 PM »
Pretty much, carrot pubes.

willow

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Re: hi
« Reply #51 on: June 13, 2007, 12:25:53 PM »
Pretty much, carrot pubes.

umm..no.

1) I don't dye pubic hair.

2) hardwood floors unless it is the dead of winter.


try again.

The_P

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Re: hi
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2007, 12:27:42 PM »
Pretty much, carrot pubes.

umm..no.

1) I don't dye pubic hair.

2) hardwood floors unless it is the dead of winter.


try again.

I'm all out of quarters for this game, bitch. Maybe when I get my next disability allowance, I might play with you some more.


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« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2007, 12:32:03 PM »
are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?

(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
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Re: hi
« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2007, 12:33:42 PM »
are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?

(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!
Misunderstood.

willow

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Re: hi
« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2007, 12:34:17 PM »
Pretty much, carrot pubes.

umm..no.

1) I don't dye pubic hair.

2) hardwood floors unless it is the dead of winter.


try again.

I'm all out of quarters for this game, bitch. Maybe when I get my next disability allowance, I might play with you some more.




damn. just when my slot was getting warmed up, too.

bring more quarters.

willow

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Re: hi
« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2007, 12:34:45 PM »
are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?

(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.


oooh!! MY BITCH!!   bend over...I missed you.

The_P

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Re: hi
« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2007, 12:35:01 PM »
are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?

(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!

Probably her boyfriend.

EDIT: Guessed right.

willow

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Re: hi
« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2007, 12:35:59 PM »
are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?

(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!

Probably her boyfriend.

EDIT: Guessed right.


you did not, in fact, guess right. pompous ass. :P

The_P

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Re: hi
« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2007, 12:37:13 PM »
are you really just a fat ghey man, trolling for young male lovers to chat up?

(S)he is, but fortunately (s)he's also very talented, so we follow (her)him from site to site hoping for whatever crumbs of lovin' (s)he might toss our way.
hey n00b, introduce yourself!

Probably her boyfriend.

EDIT: Guessed right.


you did not, in fact, guess right. pompous ass. :P

Okay, okay -- fuck buddy.
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