ask McWhatever....whatever!

[purposefulinsanity]

You know what I'm going to ask now don't you?  If you try will you take pictures? (or better yet set up your webcam so we can watch the whole thing) 

i would need a cellphone nearby so that i could call the paramedics.

If you set up a live feed one of us could call them for you. 

and i suppose that i should do this, wearing nothing but a bowtie and a smile?

Forget the bowtie 

[McGiver]

You know what I'm going to ask now don't you?  If you try will you take pictures? (or better yet set up your webcam so we can watch the whole thing) 

i would need a cellphone nearby so that i could call the paramedics.

If you set up a live feed one of us could call them for you. 

and i suppose that i should do this, wearing nothing but a bowtie and a smile?

Forget the bowtie 

then forget the smile.

[purposefulinsanity]

I didn't realise the bowtie was so important to you, any colour preferences you had in mind? polka dot?

[McGiver]

I didn't realise the bowtie was so important to you, any colour preferences you had in mind? polka dot?

lime green....to mach my mood.

[purposefulinsanity]

I didn't realise the bowtie was so important to you, any colour preferences you had in mind? polka dot?

lime green....to mach my mood.

What kinda mood is lime green just out of interest?

[Eclair]

Balders wants me to do something with him after he's split his difference doing the splits?

this is all so very wrong...   

A guy doing the splits does not hold much attraction for me.  I can see why guys like the idea of a girl doing the splits of course.

Although, McJ might pull some interesting faces whilst easing down those last few inches to the floor....but that's mean.

[McGiver]

Balders wants me to do something with him after he's split his difference doing the splits?

this is all so very wrong...   

A guy doing the splits does not hold much attraction for me.  I can see why guys like the idea of a girl doing the splits of course.

Although, McJ might pull some interesting faces whilst easing down those last few inches to the floor....but that's mean.

i could only get as low as my erection will allow me.




pretty damn close.

[Eclair]

Balders wants me to do something with him after he's split his difference doing the splits?

this is all so very wrong...   

A guy doing the splits does not hold much attraction for me.  I can see why guys like the idea of a girl doing the splits of course.

Although, McJ might pull some interesting faces whilst easing down those last few inches to the floor....but that's mean.

i could only get as low as my erection will allow me.




pretty damn close.

From what I've seen, erections point upwards, not downwards anyway, so don't know how it could get in the way. 

[McGiver]

Balders wants me to do something with him after he's split his difference doing the splits?

this is all so very wrong...   

A guy doing the splits does not hold much attraction for me.  I can see why guys like the idea of a girl doing the splits of course.

Although, McJ might pull some interesting faces whilst easing down those last few inches to the floor....but that's mean.

i could only get as low as my erection will allow me.




pretty damn close.

From what I've seen, erections point upwards, not downwards anyway, so don't know how it could get in the way. 

when you do those side to side splits, then you bend forward on your stomach.

[Calandale]

I've been thinking about
(and testing) your pissing
while hard theories. I haven't
been able to manage while
completely erect. Are you
positive of this - I mean like
near orgasm erect.

I've also noted that one need
not bend forward, but can also
manage it in a horse stance. Either
way, the penis has to be pushed down.
Care to try this, and report your experience?

I'm wondering if we're connected differently.

[Alex179]

Is there someone out there that doesn't have a problem pissing with an erection?   I can do it, just its a fucking bitch.   Leaning over the toilet at an angle works for me.   I can't push my dick down very far when I have an erection, not enough to reliably piss in the toilet.

[McGiver]

pissing while hard, very hard, has an almost orgasmic realease sensation to me.

[Tesla]

I just use the sink.

[Christopher McCandless]

What do you make of this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=470983&in_page_id=1770

[SovaNu]

nope.  that is how many there were.

penii?