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Offline McGiver

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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #135 on: July 09, 2007, 06:37:50 PM »
why isn't it as hard?

blocked veins?
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #136 on: July 09, 2007, 06:51:32 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 09, 2007, 04:57:11 PM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on July 09, 2007, 01:08:28 PM
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
it said that i have a small cock but big pride.


what does that mean?


C'mon be serious. Did you really take the test? It was a test on autism and it tells you where you are at on the spectrum. I was pretty high on cognitive problems.
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #137 on: July 09, 2007, 06:57:22 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 09, 2007, 06:13:30 PM
It's still funny.

I use 1152x864 and I went back to the original post, laid my stainless steel artist's scale on my screen and it measures just under five and one half inches. You need a disclaimer.

:laugh:





Oh, and karma.

Less than 5 1/8 inches on my screen.

Still much bigger than Graelwyn's ex's, though.

 :green:
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #138 on: July 09, 2007, 06:58:23 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on July 09, 2007, 06:51:32 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 09, 2007, 04:57:11 PM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on July 09, 2007, 01:08:28 PM
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
it said that i have a small cock but big pride.


what does that mean?


C'mon be serious. Did you really take the test? It was a test on autism and it tells you where you are at on the spectrum. I was pretty high on cognitive problems.
it was more than one page, so i couldn't be arsed.  sorry.
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #139 on: July 09, 2007, 06:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on July 09, 2007, 06:57:22 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on July 09, 2007, 06:13:30 PM
It's still funny.

I use 1152x864 and I went back to the original post, laid my stainless steel artist's scale on my screen and it measures just under five and one half inches. You need a disclaimer.

:laugh:





Oh, and karma.

Less than 5 1/8 inches on my screen.

Still much bigger than Graelwyn's ex's, though.

 :green:
i was going for 5 3/4.  if you round off the tip, then it was probably close.
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #140 on: July 09, 2007, 08:27:51 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 09, 2007, 06:37:50 PM
why isn't it as hard?

blocked veins?

I'm the wrong person to ask, sorry.
I can tell you that I don't respond as if I was twenty five, in that there is smoke long before there is fire (meaning that I "feel" aroused long before I am "ready"), but I have compensated, by learning where all the muscles that help to control bloodflow are and I pay attention to the fluff level more than I used to. It takes more stimulation than when I was younger to keep things going, but nothing like what Peter describes.

My brother, two years younger than I am, had something like what you are describing and he went to the doctor and got Cialis. I haven't heard from him since. (kidding) He says it is great now.

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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #141 on: July 09, 2007, 09:51:57 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 09, 2007, 05:52:12 AM
Quote from: calandale on July 08, 2007, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 03:36:52 PM
E.
M.
O.

what's that spell?

You REALLY do need to spend more time with
a dictionary. At least if you keep wanting to understand
words.

i don't understand why i should.
i am not going to need to write a thesis paper anytime soon.

Then stop asking us what everything spells.
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #142 on: July 10, 2007, 05:58:13 AM »
Quote from: calandale on July 09, 2007, 09:51:57 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 09, 2007, 05:52:12 AM
Quote from: calandale on July 08, 2007, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 08, 2007, 03:36:52 PM
E.
M.
O.

what's that spell?

You REALLY do need to spend more time with
a dictionary. At least if you keep wanting to understand
words.

i don't understand why i should.
i am not going to need to write a thesis paper anytime soon.

Then stop asking us what everything spells.

what does this spell:

 :finger: ?
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #143 on: July 10, 2007, 06:05:18 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 10, 2007, 05:58:13 AM

what does this spell:

 :finger: ?

"your mum."
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #144 on: July 10, 2007, 06:22:47 AM »
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #145 on: July 10, 2007, 06:23:54 AM »
awwww.  thanks, Balders.  i arse you too.   :-*
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #146 on: July 10, 2007, 06:29:13 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 10, 2007, 06:23:54 AM
awwww.  thanks, Balders.  i arse you too.   :-*
will you please discribe your strap-on in detail?
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #147 on: July 10, 2007, 06:31:42 AM »
haven't got one.  but i'll go and have a look for a picture of one i might have if i had, which i haven't.

:laugh:

that suit you?

(brb...)
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #148 on: July 10, 2007, 06:33:54 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 10, 2007, 06:31:42 AM
haven't got one.  but i'll go and have a look for a picture of one i might have if i had, which i haven't.

:laugh:

that suit you?

(brb...)
sure, if you are up for doing all the work, then i am up for playing.
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Re: ask McWhatever....whatever!
« Reply #149 on: July 10, 2007, 06:43:12 AM »


my word, that's a biggun.  :yikes:

you'd better be very, very nice to me, Balders.

 :evillaugh:

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