Will you tell us a story about why you were arrested and when it happened?
i already did.
i was a senior in highschool and got busted with a pound of weed in my car.
i think i tols the entire story, in segments, in the Hypnotica Gaze is a skanky cock sucker thread.
Oh, God, that cracked me up. Only here could there be a thread called that. 
What is even funnier is that the original title was
Hypnotica Gaze is Hot as Hell and then after Hypnotica Gaze shot down the OP's "advances" and insulted a close female friend of his, he changed the title.