Ask Kosmonaut anything !

[Calandale]

Hang out in bus depots.

[Kosmonaut]

Well ive been thinking about doing some volunteer work.
I rarely hang out in bus depots, too many teenage glue sniffing happy slappers - not really the sort of trash im looking for.

[Calandale]

Sorry. Guess 'tis more my taste. 

[Calandale]

Wanna cyber?

[Kosmonaut]

no

[Calandale]

Party pooper.

[Kosmonaut]

What did you expect me to say ffs.

[Calandale]

Welcome?

Better yet, ASL?

[Kosmonaut]

Okay, ASL.
Hope that makes more sense to you.

[Calandale]

I'd prefer SFB, thank you.

[Tequila]

You want to put your dick in or even take home something you found in a bus depot?  Pfft, you're sick and have no standards.

[enronh]

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

 

[Calandale]

You want to put your dick in or even take home something you found in a bus depot?  Pfft, you're sick and have no standards.

While I MAY well be sick, I do
have standards. And it just happens
that I've met some pretty appealing
things who are very troubled. Well,
that may be the appeal for me, largely.

[Christopher McCandless]

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

 

Borat?

[Kosmonaut]

Yes