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Offline Lucifer

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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2006, 02:00:06 PM »
look, i can't help it if i have a high sex drive, can i?  given the choice (and my usual state, which is partner-less), i think i'd go for quiescence, with an option for ratcheting up to warp factor 13 when a likely lad hoves onto the scene.

now, all i have to do is find my magic wand, get it out and wave it about a bit...



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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2006, 04:26:30 PM »
Doesn't warp factor 13 destroy the universe or something? (It's been a while since I watched any Trek.)



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now, all i have to do is find my magic wand, get it out and wave it about a bit...

Look, no hands...  :o
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2006, 11:13:59 PM »
/wakes the neighbours laughing.   :D

i have no idea about warp factor 13 and its effects on the universe (well, i do, but only a teeny part of of the universe  ;) ).  the last time i watched star trek, shatner had only just acquired the toup?e.
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2006, 12:40:42 AM »
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...the last time i watched star trek, shatner had only just acquired the toup?e.

Yeah, I remember those tribbles got everywhere.
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2006, 11:33:47 AM »
Ah, Dr Paranoid comes knocking at my door?

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  and i have been curious about you for a while.
everything i have read so far speaks to intelligence.
  but what would i know, look at the company i keep.

An appeal to my vanity by Darth McJagger.
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Wait, what's happened to my avatar!

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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2006, 02:36:45 PM »
dunno.  but if it starts developing yellow squiggles all over it, we'll know you're an excessive wanker.

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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2006, 03:44:12 PM »
Ook?
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2006, 03:58:04 PM »
sorry - an excessive wanker and a Librarian.  ;)
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2006, 10:49:46 AM »
Ah, but the texture of the binding on those old first editions...

Just thinking about it...

agh..., eh...., oops

Ook!

Two hobbies in one!
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2006, 11:05:25 AM »
bargain! :D

i'm more of a Weatherwax (literally, actually), though.  and she would NEVER be doing with That Sort Of Thing.

erm...

hmmm....

maybe a dash of Ogg got into my genetics, somewhere along the way...  ;)
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2006, 11:21:00 AM »
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i'm more of a Weatherwax (literally, actually), though.  and she would NEVER be doing with That Sort Of Thing.

erm...

hmmm....

maybe a dash of Ogg got into my genetics, somewhere along the way...  ;)

There's more than a dash of Nanny Ogg in you I'd say. But I guess you could have been the evil sister Lily if things had turned out differently.

Oh, and remember that it is a lending library, we're flexible about the opening hours, and there's one or two grimoires with a curiously plush binding!
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2006, 12:12:44 PM »
Quote from: CuriousPrimate on May 09, 2006, 11:21:00 AM
there's one or two grimoires with a curiously plush binding!

i always wondered what she does with my bikini wax offcuts...   8)
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2006, 01:04:04 PM »
You wot? Is this all intellectual talk for "let's fuck each others brains out"?
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2006, 01:11:10 PM »
no, dear.  some of us have more on our minds than just fucking.   ::)
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2006, 01:15:56 PM »
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i always wondered what she does with my bikini wax offcuts...

That explains why they have to be chained down!


[quote autor=Eamonn]You wot? Is this all intellectual talk for "let's fuck each others brains out"?
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Yep, this is a serious intellectual discussion of the merits of T Pratchett's Discworld Witches and their role in the disruption of American imperial showmanship and the potential for world wide democratic communism.

Now, back to the plot...
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