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Offline CuriousPrimate

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Oh my God, what have I done....
« on: May 06, 2006, 03:15:18 PM »
So, 30 days to acclimatise... :-\
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2006, 03:19:31 PM »
here you go...  ;D

* duncvis gives CuriousPrimate aspie superhero outfit. Unfortunately its Bananaman...
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2006, 03:32:28 PM »
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Unfortunately its Bananaman...

My immediate response...

Ok, and just where does the banana go?

maybe

Is this some kind of dig at being a primate, eh.

perhaps

Just watch out where I drop my skin, sunshine.

or, since I live on the Dark Continent

It's Platain-man to you.


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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2006, 03:37:26 PM »
watcha, bonobus boy!  ;)
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2006, 03:43:15 PM »
you've never heard of Bananaman? I thought Scots were issued with The Dandy and The Beano as a cultural institution?  :o

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Offline CuriousPrimate

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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2006, 03:55:48 PM »
Nah, my folks had apsirations. I got the Rupert annual each Xmas. (Moroccan proverb: None but the mule deserves his family)

Oh, and Lucifer thinks I'm a PIGMY chimp, eh... she been talking to my other half?
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2006, 03:58:34 PM »
and i have been curious about you for a while.
everything i have read so far speaks to intelligence.
but what would i know, look at the company i keep.
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2006, 03:59:44 PM »
lol.

well, i was under the impression ol' bonobuses (bonobi?  ???) were more closely related to humanoids than chimps.

or do i need to go back and reread my elaine morgan...?  ::)
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2006, 04:05:51 PM »
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do i need to go back and reread my elaine morgan...?  ::)

Probably, 'cos I hate swimming...
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2006, 11:09:04 PM »
hoho... ;)

yeah, but do you eat loads of fish?
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2006, 11:23:04 AM »
Naw, prefer red meat, or ostrich... sun dried and well spiced/salted...

Just to complicate the whole aquatic ape thing, I have a higher than normal proportion of brown adipose tissue and a hairy back! (Now that's sharing...)
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2006, 12:31:37 PM »
pah.

get back in yer tree, you savannah dweller!   :P

* Lucifer goes off to play with the dolphins...
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2006, 12:34:40 PM »
Dolphin...that's the stuff you get in tins of tuna, right?

Ook, ook
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2006, 01:03:37 PM »
noooooo, you 'orrible simian - they're the ones with the spring-loaded knobs...

no worries about brewer's droop there, she said, dreamily...   :angel:
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Re: Oh my God, what have I done....
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2006, 01:23:13 PM »
Ack, anything for a quick humpback, eh?

But then if an S-shaped tapered willy that acts like a coiled spring but has no staying power is what you're after...



And you were surprised that a mechanical aid didn't last. (I've been catching up with my reading.)
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