Aspie female here desperate for sex

[Lucifer]

i was thinking more of your bollocks, to be honest.  i mean, they're more or less permanently hard enough, the way you go on.   

um sure.  as dunc can recently attest, i am quite used to sharp things near my nutters.

ah, but can they be used to sharpen things?

ooooh, McP, you can have a new name - Whetstone Bollocks.  now that's what i call a fucking good name.   

[Calandale]

Things like this always turn out to be nasty pranks. I feel sorry for the poor chap who's number it is.

I feel sorrier for the number itself.

[Natalia Evans]

Uh oh looks like a slut is here.

don't call me that!

I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to whom started this thread.

[Calandale]

First guy to ring me gets guaranteed sex

the number is (uk) *insert cock here to dial*

Can you change my diaper instead? Oh yeah I think I might poop too soon. I feel the urge.

You don't have the requisite equipment to dial.