A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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for the dyslexic cunt, I havent laughed this hard for about an hour.
I'm on a qwwerty keyboard. The o is next to the p. And if it were an acronym, I'd have capitalized it.
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 08, 2007, 07:29:40 PMI'm on a qwwerty keyboard. The o is next to the p. And if it were an acronym, I'd have capitalized it.I meant mcjqgger. you've missed half a dozen anyway cos I've been readjusting you to 420 instead.
Quote from: Portland Bill on June 09, 2007, 02:25:27 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on June 08, 2007, 07:29:40 PMI'm on a qwwerty keyboard. The o is next to the p. And if it were an acronym, I'd have capitalized it.I meant mcjqgger. you've missed half a dozen anyway cos I've been readjusting you to 420 instead. Probably half a dozen here, as well. She has been in outstandingly good form, lately. She wears success very well.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
And thanks, guys. I'm not sure if it's success, or just too much free time.
Too much free time is a success, in my book.
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 09, 2007, 08:15:12 AMAnd thanks, guys. I'm not sure if it's success, or just too much free time.Too much free time is a success, in my book.
Not to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once.
Quote from: ASpHole on June 09, 2007, 07:49:59 PMNot to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once. On the other hand, do look into how much moneyyou're allowed to have in the bank. I know thatI had to go on a cash only economy when I wason welfare, in order to avoid getting audited off.
Quote from: calandale on June 09, 2007, 07:52:09 PMQuote from: ASpHole on June 09, 2007, 07:49:59 PMNot to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once. On the other hand, do look into how much moneyyou're allowed to have in the bank. I know thatI had to go on a cash only economy when I wason welfare, in order to avoid getting audited off.That is a good point. I have a friend whose young son is on SSI, so he got a little money every month plus Medicaid to pay for his many doctors and therapists and extensive medication for his epilepsy. Then her husband died. Her husband had a $50000 life insurance policy, so her son was kicked off SSI and Medicaid until she spent the money down and she had to account to them how every dollar was spent.
Quote from: Callaway on June 10, 2007, 02:54:54 AMQuote from: calandale on June 09, 2007, 07:52:09 PMQuote from: ASpHole on June 09, 2007, 07:49:59 PMNot to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once. On the other hand, do look into how much moneyyou're allowed to have in the bank. I know thatI had to go on a cash only economy when I wason welfare, in order to avoid getting audited off.That is a good point. I have a friend whose young son is on SSI, so he got a little money every month plus Medicaid to pay for his many doctors and therapists and extensive medication for his epilepsy. Then her husband died. Her husband had a $50000 life insurance policy, so her son was kicked off SSI and Medicaid until she spent the money down and she had to account to them how every dollar was spent.if i died, would my life insurance policy supercede my social security?or would my wife be allowed to collect both?