guess what guys

[McGiver]

I beg to differ.  Give me ten million dollars and I'll post an hour-long video on youtube of myself picking my nose and saying how much I admire Paris Hilton for her bravery in facing her jail sentence like a man.

So I gave you ten million dollars would you suck my dick?

yeah, sure.

but it would cost you another 5 million if you wanted to give me the money shot.

[Calandale]

I beg to differ.  Give me ten million dollars and I'll post an hour-long video on youtube of myself picking my nose and saying how much I admire Paris Hilton for her bravery in facing her jail sentence like a man.

So I gave you ten million dollars would you suck my dick?

yeah, sure.

but it would cost you another 5 million if you wanted to give me the money shot.

Shall we start the bidding. I'll go 9 million WITH the money shot.

[McGiver]

15 million.  firm.

but worh every cent.

[Calandale]

15 million.  firm.

but worh every cent.

Maybe. You've probably had more experience.
But, I was rather curious if we'd end up paying
for the chance to. 

[El]

I'd do it for that kind of money if he's contageous-disease-free.  FFS, I'd be set for life, and I'd only have to spend, what, three days straight showering and garling with mouthwash before I felt clean again?

[Calandale]

I'd dp it for that kind of money if he's contageous-disease-free.  FFS, I'd be set for life, and I'd only have to spend, what, three days straight showering and garling with mouthwash before I felt clean again?

Who would be the other lucky fella?

[purposefulinsanity]

I'd dp it for that kind of money if he's contageous-disease-free.  FFS, I'd be set for life, and I'd only have to spend, what, three days straight showering and garling with mouthwash before I felt clean again?

Who would be the other lucky fella?

  Freudian slip there perhaps??

[McGiver]

do= double penetration.

before you had to ask.

[Calandale]

do= double penetration.

before you had to ask.

Amazing how McJ's brain seems to fire.

[McGiver]

do= double penetration.

before you had to ask.

Amazing how McJ's brain seems to fire.

aq shit, i fixed her spelling and got mine all wrong.

[Calandale]

do= double penetration.

before you had to ask.

Amazing how McJ's brain seems to fire.

aq shit, i fixed her spelling and got mine all wrong.

The sign of a true master...bater

[McGiver]

do= double penetration.

before you had to ask.

Amazing how McJ's brain seems to fire.

aq shit, i fixed her spelling and got mine all wrong.

The sign of a true master...bater

you know that the servant waits....while the master bates.

[duncvis]

  for the dyslexic cunt, I havent laughed this hard for about an hour.

[Lucifer]

for the dyslexic cunt, I havent laughed this hard for about an hour.

ditto.   

[El]

I'm on a qwwerty keyboard.  The o is next to the p.  And if it were an acronym, I'd have capitalized it.