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ozymandias

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #945 on: July 06, 2007, 05:41:09 PM »
 Do the voodoo that you do so well.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #946 on: July 06, 2007, 06:23:16 PM »
I :heart: peaguy.

Oh, I get it: You fucking hate me! :(

no way. my love is pure.  :eyelash:

But I'm the master of reading subtext -- you can't fool me!

bring it on.

You don't want me to.


I do.

Meaning you do not.


how many times to I have to say I don't???

As many times as if you feel that you want you say "I do".


who do?
You do!
I do what?
Remind me of the man!
What man?
The man with the power!
What power?
The power of voodoo!
Who do?
You do!

etc.


marry me.


or, at least, have sex with me.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #947 on: July 06, 2007, 06:28:43 PM »
marry me.


or, at least, have sex with me.
Just name the time, place, and any condiments you'd like to include.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #948 on: July 06, 2007, 06:30:35 PM »
marry me.


or, at least, have sex with me.
Just name the time, place, and any condiments you'd like to include.

HOT. can we invite lucifer? I am fine with all condiments except jalepenos. those burn in my no-no places.  :-[

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #949 on: July 06, 2007, 06:35:55 PM »
marry me.


or, at least, have sex with me.
Just name the time, place, and any condiments you'd like to include.

HOT. can we invite lucifer? I am fine with all condiments except jalepenos. those burn in my no-no places.  :-[

Of course!  We MUST invite lucifer!!!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #950 on: July 06, 2007, 06:57:57 PM »
invite me?!!!  what makes you think i'd wait for an invitation?

and i've got cream, sisters - who needs condiments?    :-*

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #951 on: July 06, 2007, 06:59:54 PM »
invite me?!!!  what makes you think i'd wait for an invitation?

and i've got cream, sisters - who needs condiments?    :-*
We don't need them, with your deliciousness... but they could still add an unnecessary delight.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

ozymandias

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #952 on: July 06, 2007, 07:15:34 PM »
 :eyebrow: :popcorn:

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #954 on: July 06, 2007, 10:37:52 PM »
invite me?!!!  what makes you think i'd wait for an invitation?

and i've got cream, sisters - who needs condiments?    :-*
We don't need them, with your deliciousness... but they could still add an unnecessary delight.

<just drooling in the corner>

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #955 on: July 07, 2007, 01:34:29 AM »
good plan, you two delicious creatures - hop over to my place, cos i've got special energetic screens so the boys can't watch.

:P

(so fuck off and get your own wank material, suckers - we're going to talk about SHOES!!!).

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #956 on: July 07, 2007, 07:04:53 AM »
good plan, you two delicious creatures - hop over to my place, cos i've got special energetic screens so the boys can't watch.

:P

(so fuck off and get your own wank material, suckers - we're going to talk about SHOES!!!).

:laugh:

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #957 on: July 07, 2007, 08:45:32 AM »
I can never fathom the female stereotype of shoe obsessions. They talk all intellectual for one minute, go ga-ga over the sight of a pair of expensive stilettos.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #958 on: July 07, 2007, 09:27:39 AM »
I can never fathom the female stereotype of shoe obsessions. They talk all intellectual for one minute, go ga-ga over the sight of a pair of expensive stilettos.
as opposed to the male stereotypr of going gaga over a really painful looking pair of expensive stilettos?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #959 on: July 07, 2007, 10:13:13 AM »
I can never fathom the female stereotype of shoe obsessions. They talk all intellectual for one minute, go ga-ga over the sight of a pair of expensive stilettos.

not that much difference from men, really.  you talk all about tits for one minute, and then go ga-ga over the sight of a pair of tits.

besides, the only other difference is that we have to talk about something, and men just ain't as interesting as shoes.   :angel:

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