Well, have you started a...What Gives Me a Woody bible yet?
Maybe you should...
Actually, the fact that you are breathing probably means you have a hard on!
Actually, almost nothing, nowadays.
I'm an old, and entirely uninterested
pervert.
Well, not quite, but it would interfere
with my spamming, to get aroused.
Managed it a few times in the last 10 mins though.