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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #75 on: June 06, 2007, 01:20:10 PM »
pffft! why should dunc have all the fun?

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #76 on: June 06, 2007, 01:21:42 PM »
pffft! why should dunc have all the fun?

Oh, and it wouldn't be fun for her to see his reaction?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #77 on: June 06, 2007, 01:22:37 PM »
dunno about fun - if she's going down on him, it'd be a feat of bloody contortion.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #78 on: June 06, 2007, 01:23:18 PM »
pffft! why should dunc have all the fun?

Oh he won't be, trust me.  But since he had the snip he's only had one orgasm, after the blowjob on saturday morning his knackers were too swollen for me to do anything else for him, but he's still been 'sorting me out' though.  :eyebrows:



Oh, and it wouldn't be fun for her to see his reaction?

It certainly would.  :green:

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #79 on: June 06, 2007, 01:29:54 PM »
pffft! why should dunc have all the fun?

Oh he won't be, trust me.  But since he had the snip he's only had one orgasm, after the blowjob on saturday morning his knackers were too swollen for me to do anything else for him, but he's still been 'sorting me out' though.  :eyebrows:



Oh, and it wouldn't be fun for her to see his reaction?

It certainly would.  :green:

**cringes at the thought of swollen knackers**

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #80 on: June 06, 2007, 01:39:04 PM »

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #81 on: June 06, 2007, 02:09:26 PM »
So Co in the lungs wasn't too hot, either.

apparently, brandy up the cunt isn't a terribly good idea, either.  i wouldn't know, but i can advise women not to chop chillies and then change a mooncup/tampon.  oh, i don't know though:  and as for Space Dust... snap, crackle and POP! or what?   but maybe that's just me.  :eyebrows:

Brandy? I'd suggest Vodka.
Chilies? only before sex. Tampon would just be annoying.
Pop Rocks? Might be a good way to get an infection, but if you're game.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #82 on: June 06, 2007, 02:33:38 PM »
i'm not sure about the "Pop Rocks" either.  and tampons are horrible things, apart from being environmentally unfriendly.

still, apart from that, i'm open to suggestion.  however, given your prediliction for guns, i'm a little concerned about being "game".   :-\

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #83 on: June 06, 2007, 06:50:37 PM »
MY prediliction? 'tis only for spam.
I don't own a gun. I'm more into
archaics.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #84 on: June 06, 2007, 07:08:06 PM »
BTW - it is still up,
and Alex has been through
a couple of times (though
not posting on it). Seems
to say SOMETHING.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #85 on: June 06, 2007, 07:19:59 PM »
MY prediliction? 'tis only for spam.
I don't own a gun. I'm more into
archaics.

Like blades?

Have you ever tried archaic weapons of mass destruction? It has been a few years, but I really want to build another trebuchet.
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #86 on: June 06, 2007, 07:24:08 PM »
MY prediliction? 'tis only for spam.
I don't own a gun. I'm more into
archaics.

Like blades?

Have you ever tried archaic weapons of mass destruction? It has been a few years, but I really want to build another trebuchet.

Funny you should mention...


Never built a full sized one, but I did build a couple of small (working) ones.
Yeah, I'm into swords and bows.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #87 on: June 06, 2007, 07:41:18 PM »

Why funny? I have a couple of neat knives, two WWII era military sabers and a few Japanese bayonets, but no bows.

I have never built a big trebuchet, only "model" ones that would hurl baseball sized stones, but they all worked well. I have a few new ideas I want to incorporate into the next one I build, but I have two other projects I need to finish up before I can start anything else.
My brother built one that would throw an eighty pound bag of contractor's sand over one hundred yards. He has lots more space to play in than I do, living in the city.
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #88 on: June 06, 2007, 08:12:09 PM »
Sounds like about the size that I built.
Didn't get the results I expected though.
Never could beat an onagar with it.

Funny, because I doubt that it's something
many people do. I got into them through
my gaming.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #89 on: June 06, 2007, 08:47:52 PM »
MarkingDawg.. is that chick in your avatar a lesbian?