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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #960 on: July 07, 2007, 10:26:05 AM »
I can never fathom the female stereotype of shoe obsessions. They talk all intellectual for one minute, go ga-ga over the sight of a pair of expensive stilettos.

Personally, I like shoes because they look/fit the same even if I gain weight.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #961 on: July 07, 2007, 10:58:00 AM »
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besides, the only other difference is that we have to talk about something, and men just ain't as interesting as shoes.   
yes, but shoes don't have cocks.  and with men, one size fits all....or most.
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #962 on: July 07, 2007, 10:58:25 AM »
good plan, you two delicious creatures - hop over to my place, cos i've got special energetic screens so the boys can't watch.

:P

(so fuck off and get your own wank material, suckers - we're going to talk about SHOES!!!).

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Actually, I got distracted and found something better to look at and do.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #963 on: July 07, 2007, 11:04:23 AM »
good plan, you two delicious creatures - hop over to my place, cos i've got special energetic screens so the boys can't watch.

:P

(so fuck off and get your own wank material, suckers - we're going to talk about SHOES!!!).

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(fucking off, now, but with more than enough wank material for any drought. Thank you!)
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #964 on: July 07, 2007, 11:08:03 AM »
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besides, the only other difference is that we have to talk about something, and men just ain't as interesting as shoes.   
yes, but shoes don't have cocks.  and with men, one size fits all....or most.

... most is true. I have found some women I don't fit and I'm average-like.
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #965 on: July 07, 2007, 11:13:13 AM »
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besides, the only other difference is that we have to talk about something, and men just ain't as interesting as shoes.   
yes, but shoes don't have cocks.  and with men, one size fits all....or most.

... most is true. I have found some women I don't fit and I'm average-like.
what about after cunnilingus?
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #966 on: July 07, 2007, 11:16:20 AM »
good plan, you two delicious creatures - hop over to my place, cos i've got special energetic screens so the boys can't watch.

:P

(so fuck off and get your own wank material, suckers - we're going to talk about SHOES!!!).

:laugh:

(fucking off, now, but with more than enough wank material for any drought. Thank you!)

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #967 on: July 07, 2007, 11:25:20 AM »
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besides, the only other difference is that we have to talk about something, and men just ain't as interesting as shoes.   
yes, but shoes don't have cocks.  and with men, one size fits all....or most.

... most is true. I have found some women I don't fit and I'm average-like.
what about after cunnilingus?

In the case of the one too small, it was even more painful to push in, after swelling her. In the case of the one that was too large, nothing tightened it up, no matter what I could think of to try.

I should have tried an alum douche or something.
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #968 on: July 07, 2007, 11:28:48 AM »
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besides, the only other difference is that we have to talk about something, and men just ain't as interesting as shoes.   
yes, but shoes don't have cocks.  and with men, one size fits all....or most.

... most is true. I have found some women I don't fit and I'm average-like.
what about after cunnilingus?

In the case of the one too small, it was even more painful to push in, after swelling her. In the case of the one that was too large, nothing tightened it up, no matter what I could think of to try.

I should have tried an alum douche or something.
she could hold two fingers there.
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #969 on: July 07, 2007, 11:35:39 AM »
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besides, the only other difference is that we have to talk about something, and men just ain't as interesting as shoes.   
yes, but shoes don't have cocks.  and with men, one size fits all....or most.

... most is true. I have found some women I don't fit and I'm average-like.
what about after cunnilingus?

In the case of the one too small, it was even more painful to push in, after swelling her. In the case of the one that was too large, nothing tightened it up, no matter what I could think of to try.

I should have tried an alum douche or something.
she could hold two fingers there.

Uhm ...
She could spit a longneck, about a foot.
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #970 on: July 07, 2007, 12:27:53 PM »
i'd pay to see that.
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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #971 on: July 07, 2007, 12:49:15 PM »
:laugh:
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #972 on: July 07, 2007, 02:21:12 PM »
i'd pay to see that.

You need to go to Thailand McJ. ............ snake shows, banana shows, ping-pong balls, razor blades....... you name it, they'll shoot it out of their pussy.  :o

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #973 on: July 07, 2007, 02:22:00 PM »
i'd pay to see that.

You need to go to Thailand McJ. ............ snake shows, banana shows, ping-pong balls, razor blades....... you name it, they'll shoot it out of their pussy.  :o

And what's the point in that? I don't find it sexy at all.

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Re: Someone started a thread about us at WP.
« Reply #974 on: July 07, 2007, 05:41:08 PM »
i'd pay to see that.

You need to go to Thailand McJ. ............ snake shows, banana shows, ping-pong balls, razor blades....... you name it, they'll shoot it out of their pussy.  :o

And what's the point in that? I don't find it sexy at all.

Just seeing something odd.
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