Toss off a cliff, shag, or marry?

[El]

(I found this in an internet search for something rather unrelated.)

Here's the game: you get three people to choose from, and you have to say which of the three you will shag, which one you will marry and which one you will boot over the cliff.

You try and find some common thread between the three names you give, they can either be 3 good-looking actors, or 3 ugly guys, or 3 politicians etc.

Got it?

You can give reasons why, or just say X = cliff, Y = shag, Z = marry.

Ok, here’s your first one:

Lindsay Lohen, Brittany Spears, and Paris Hilton

[purposefulinsanity]

You're pure evil 

[El]

You're pure evil 

You want to shag and marry them all?

[duncvis]

that is pretty bad.

I'll bite =

shag - Britney. Seeing as the other two are minging and skinny; I'd actually fuck Britney as long as I didnt have to listen to her sing. 

marry - Hilton bitch thingy. who will then die tragically as she was accidentally joined by the ego to Lindsay fucking Lohan when I pushed her off the cliff. 

Next three - George W. Bush, Fred Phelps, Tom Cruise

[purposefulinsanity]

You're pure evil 

You want to shag and marry them all?

Yes that's it. 

[El]

Shag Phelps in such a disgusting way that he'd be discredited (I'd wear a hood or something but make sure the Youtube video got his face very clear)
Marry Bush and use this marriage to wreck the Bush political name
Push Cruise off a cliff- twice.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman.

[Nomaken]

Batman - toss off a cliff.  He is better off.
Superman - Shag.  He is too goodey too shoes to marry but I bet he gives great head.
Spiderman - Marry.  He is smart, loyal, and ... flexible.

Jack the ripper, hannibal lecter, and sauron.

[Calandale]

Jack - Toss off, seemed to be too violent for my tastes

Hannibal - Shag. He'd probably be a fun fuck, but
I just COULDN'T trust him for oral sex, and I don't want
to do without that.

Sauron - Marry. Seems like he MIGHT have a strong
enough will to enjoy having about.


Ducks, Geese, Swans.

[duncvis]

Jack - Toss off, seemed to be too violent for my tastes

Hannibal - Shag. He'd probably be a fun fuck, but
I just COULDN'T trust him for oral sex, and I don't want
to do without that.

Sauron - Marry. Seems like he MIGHT have a strong
enough will to enjoy having about.


Ducks, Geese, Swans.

Fuck... a ! obviously. though would have to be wrapped in clingfilm to avoid too much mess. 

Swans can be booted off the cliff. smug spitting bastards with their royal protection.

I will marry geese. then fatten them up for winter feast. 

[duncvis]

Jack - Toss off, seemed to be too violent for my tastes

Hannibal - Shag. He'd probably be a fun fuck, but
I just COULDN'T trust him for oral sex, and I don't want
to do without that.

Sauron - Marry. Seems like he MIGHT have a strong
enough will to enjoy having about.


Ducks, Geese, Swans.

Fuck... a ! obviously. though would have to be wrapped in clingfilm to avoid too much mess. 

Swans can be booted off the cliff. smug spitting bastards with their royal protection.

I will marry geese. then fatten them up for winter feast. 

Next three: Jennifer Lopez, Ann Coulter, Ann Widdicombe.

[Scrapheap]

Next three: Jennifer Lopez, Ann Coulter, Ann Widdicombe.

J.Lo- Fuck

Ann Coulter- marry, then make her get an abortion each time she gets preagnant

Ann Widdicombe- throw off a cliff

Next three: Ellen Degeneres, Melissa Ethrige and K.D. Lang 

[El]

K.D. Lang- cliff, because she's a country singer, and because she's not as hot as ethridge
Melissa Etheridge- Shag, because of my next choice:
Ellen Degeneris:  Marry, because she's Ellen Degeneris!  The onlty thing is my mom might not be that great at the wedding... she might be a tich jealous.

That was too damn easy.

Data, Geordi La Forge, Worf

[Blasted]

I'd shag you PMS Elle 

[Adam]

You broke the game 

Joseph Stalin, Alex Plank, Ricky Martin

[El]

You broke the game 

Joseph Stalin, Alex Plank, Ricky Martin

Toss Stalin for teh evil
Marry Ricky for Teh Money
shag Alex because he will probably not have any diseases (who'd shag *him*?)

Nadya Suleman (the "Octomom"), Thoman Beatie (the "pregnant man"), Pope Benedict XVI