Little Girl: Do you wanna build a snowman?Old Man: NoLittle Girl: *cries hysterically*
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well, you'll have to pace yourself, so you may as well work up to advanced bunnies, eh?
oh, what would you ever do with bloody necro-bloody-oholics? sigh...
you mean like ready meals?
i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:17:40 AMi was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. Thought it said transvestites!No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 06:20:36 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:17:40 AMi was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally. Thought it said transvestites!No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.the difference being that liquids expand when they're frozen.
Cut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me.... I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop.... and smiles and waves me through!
it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie.
Quote from: Eclair on June 07, 2007, 04:55:22 AMCut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me.... I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop.... and smiles and waves me through!yeah, that took me all of two minutes to want to hop back in the saddle, again.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:26:15 AMit'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie. Hmm...It's not like you're the oneeating it out of there.