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Offline Lucifer

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #195 on: June 07, 2007, 05:44:12 AM »
well, you'll have to pace yourself, so you may as well work up to advanced bunnies, eh?   :-*
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #196 on: June 07, 2007, 05:54:43 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 05:44:12 AM
well, you'll have to pace yourself, so you may as well work up to advanced bunnies, eh?   :-*

Eh? Something I should kill?
Plus, a real bite there is just too
much for most.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #197 on: June 07, 2007, 06:09:12 AM »
oh, what would you ever do with bloody necro-bloody-oholics?   sigh...  ::)
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #198 on: June 07, 2007, 06:10:24 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:09:12 AM
oh, what would you ever do with bloody necro-bloody-oholics?   sigh...  ::)

To be fair, I've never fucked anything
that was fully dead, but not processed.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #199 on: June 07, 2007, 06:13:24 AM »
you mean like ready meals?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #200 on: June 07, 2007, 06:14:32 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:13:24 AM
you mean like ready meals?

As long as butchered counts as ready.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #201 on: June 07, 2007, 06:17:40 AM »
i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally.  ::)
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #202 on: June 07, 2007, 06:20:36 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:17:40 AM
i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally.  ::)

Thought it said transvestites!

No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #203 on: June 07, 2007, 06:23:17 AM »
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:17:40 AM
i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally.  ::)

Thought it said transvestites!

No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.

the difference being that liquids expand when they're frozen.   :laugh:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #204 on: June 07, 2007, 06:24:18 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:23:17 AM
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 06:20:36 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:17:40 AM
i was thinking more of those microwavable travesties, personally.  ::)

Thought it said transvestites!

No, frozen is bad - it's like licking the pole in winter.

the difference being that liquids expand when they're frozen.   :laugh:

Certainly have USED frozen meat, but only on others.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #205 on: June 07, 2007, 06:26:15 AM »
it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie.  ;)
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #206 on: June 07, 2007, 06:31:35 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on June 07, 2007, 04:55:22 AM
Cut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;

I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me....

I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop....

and smiles and waves me through!
yeah, that took me all of two minutes to want to hop back in the saddle, again.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #207 on: June 07, 2007, 06:34:17 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:26:15 AM
it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie.  ;)

Hmm...It's not like you're the one
eating it out of there.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #208 on: June 07, 2007, 06:34:58 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 07, 2007, 06:31:35 AM
Quote from: Eclair on June 07, 2007, 04:55:22 AM
Cut and pasted for your teasing pleasure;

I once decided that it would be a thrill to pick up a complete stranger in true AS style...I walked into a bar, sober as a judge and saw a young guy there probably about 7 years younger than me. I went over to him, introduced myself and said something like, well we can sit here and talk for hours or we could just go and f**k all night. He chose the latter....anyway...we did a few things in public places on our way to my car....fast forward to me driving to his house while he is going down on me....

I see a random breath test stop with police everywhere pulling over cars to see test for drink driving. I tell the guy he has to stop doing me...stop, stop, stop....he doesn't, we edge closer to the rbt, I'm thinking I am going to get arrested....the policeman glances through the window as I prepare to stop....

and smiles and waves me through!
yeah, that took me all of two minutes to want to hop back in the saddle, again.
Are you saying you want to ride the wild pony?  ;)
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #209 on: June 07, 2007, 06:35:30 AM »
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 06:34:17 AM
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 06:26:15 AM
it'd have to be frozen tofu - i'm a veggie.  ;)

Hmm...It's not like you're the one
eating it out of there.

oooooh... 

*shivers all over*

  :-*
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