teach a dolt to get laid.

[purposefulinsanity]

um, i am, well, er, getting an, um erection.

Already?? Damn we'd hadn't even started.

[ozymandias]

Frisky he is, yes.

[purposefulinsanity]

I secretly think he likes to tease us all before fucking off back to work.    (well not so secretly now I guess  )

[Lucifer]

really?  do you feel teased, PI?  am i missing something?  (typical... ).

[purposefulinsanity]

really?  do you feel teased, PI?  am i missing something?  (typical... ).

Not this evening unfortunately.

[Lucifer]

*Lucifer tries to find Space Dust to send to PI...*

now, where did i put that stash?  any preference for flavour?  oh, actually, it doesn't matter what flavour, unless you really are a contortionist...   

[purposefulinsanity]

Well once the kids finally decide that they are actually tired I might just have to see if Dunc is ready to jump back on the bicycle 

[Lucifer]

(and no, i'm not suggesting anything about PI).

[purposefulinsanity]

Although I was suggesting I was Dunc's bicycle 

[Lucifer]

tut.  i knew that.  but then, does dunc look like that with red knickers on?

[purposefulinsanity]

tut.  i knew that.  but then, does dunc look like that with red knickers on?

I can't say he's ever tried any on to tell you. 

[Lucifer]

well, i won't charge you for that little bit of sex therapy advice, seeing as how you're you.   

 

[Eclair]

hear that dolts?
some women don't mind going three minutes between shaggings.

Um actually, that was three minutes between first meeting and shagging to be more precise.
True story.

[ozymandias]

WEll nothing like not wasting time!   Lust at first sight!

[Eclair]

WEll nothing like not wasting time!   Lust at first sight!

I had an itch.  Picked a victim.  Told them to scratch it.
Fixed!

Actually fixed a few times over!  Happy days.