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purposefulinsanity

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #150 on: June 06, 2007, 01:29:40 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 06, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
um, i am, well, er, getting an, um erection.

Already?? Damn we'd hadn't even started. :laugh:
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ozymandias

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #151 on: June 06, 2007, 01:33:30 PM »
Frisky he is, yes. :eyebrows:
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #152 on: June 06, 2007, 01:34:26 PM »
I secretly think he likes to tease us all before fucking off back to work.  :o  (well not so secretly now I guess  :laugh: )
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #153 on: June 06, 2007, 01:35:18 PM »
really?  do you feel teased, PI?  am i missing something?  (typical... ::) ).
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #154 on: June 06, 2007, 01:35:55 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:35:18 PM
really?  do you feel teased, PI?  am i missing something?  (typical... ::) ).

Not this evening unfortunately.
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #155 on: June 06, 2007, 01:37:30 PM »
*Lucifer tries to find Space Dust to send to PI...*

now, where did i put that stash?  any preference for flavour?  oh, actually, it doesn't matter what flavour, unless you really are a contortionist...   :eyebrows:
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #156 on: June 06, 2007, 01:40:06 PM »
Well once the kids finally decide that they are actually tired I might just have to see if Dunc is ready to jump back on the bicycle  :eyebrows:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #157 on: June 06, 2007, 01:42:49 PM »


(and no, i'm not suggesting anything about PI).
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purposefulinsanity

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #158 on: June 06, 2007, 01:43:28 PM »
Although I was suggesting I was Dunc's bicycle  :o
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #159 on: June 06, 2007, 01:44:20 PM »
tut.  i knew that.  but then, does dunc look like that with red knickers on?
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #160 on: June 06, 2007, 01:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:44:20 PM
tut.  i knew that.  but then, does dunc look like that with red knickers on?

I can't say he's ever tried any on to tell you.  :laugh:
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #161 on: June 06, 2007, 01:48:52 PM »
well, i won't charge you for that little bit of sex therapy advice, seeing as how you're you.   :-*

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #162 on: June 06, 2007, 02:29:40 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 06, 2007, 12:35:41 PM
hear that dolts?
some women don't mind going three minutes between shaggings.
Um actually, that was three minutes between first meeting and shagging to be more precise. >:D
True story.
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ozymandias

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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #163 on: June 06, 2007, 02:34:11 PM »
WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows:  Lust at first sight!
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Re: teach a dolt to get laid.
« Reply #164 on: June 06, 2007, 02:37:37 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on June 06, 2007, 02:34:11 PM
WEll nothing like not wasting time! :eyebrows:  Lust at first sight!
I had an itch.  Picked a victim.  Told them to scratch it.
Fixed!

Actually fixed a few times over!  Happy days.
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