Swanson: "Whatever you do... don't provoke the bird"Gopher Gary: "What bird?"Swanson: *SCREAMS*
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Quote from: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 12:27:49 PMthat's terrible. anything i can do to help? Will you babysit?
that's terrible. anything i can do to help?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 05, 2007, 10:10:24 AMQuote from: Eclair on June 05, 2007, 03:47:05 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 10:42:10 PMi do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PMI need a thread on how to avoid becoming attached enough to consider having sexwith someone who is WRONG for me.i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done. Three months?THREE MONTHS??!!! are you mad?? i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it. i feel faint... 3 minutes, 3 months...it varies!
Quote from: Eclair on June 05, 2007, 03:47:05 AMQuote from: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 10:42:10 PMi do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PMI need a thread on how to avoid becoming attached enough to consider having sexwith someone who is WRONG for me.i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done. Three months?THREE MONTHS??!!! are you mad?? i was thinking more like three weeks, and that's pushing it. i feel faint...
Quote from: Lucifer on June 04, 2007, 10:42:10 PMi do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PMI need a thread on how to avoid becoming attached enough to consider having sexwith someone who is WRONG for me.i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done. Three months?
i do laugh so when accused of being a lesbian. it's a bit clichéd, of course - okay, extremely clichéd - but it still makes me snortle.Quote from: calandale on June 04, 2007, 07:12:02 PMI need a thread on how to avoid becoming attached enough to consider having sexwith someone who is WRONG for me.i know the feeling, calandale. the only thing i've come up with is to delay having sex until you know more about them. yeah, right - easier said than done.
I need a thread on how to avoid becoming attached enough to consider having sexwith someone who is WRONG for me.
only cos it takes that long to finish the job properly.
how long does it take for you to "recover" and get ready for seconds/thirds, then, McJ? or should i post this in your thread?
impressive. how about now, though? and what if they don't wear underwear?
shouldn't be difficult: after all, ALL cats are strange.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 06, 2007, 01:11:15 PMimpressive. how about now, though? and what if they don't wear underwear?If you don't wear panties the trick is to leave something in position on the floor that you just have to bend down and slowly pick up after the first shag.
